THE MAD SCIENTIST OF THE NFL

[PressureD41]

Well, not if that is how he has always been wired. Could be that is just the way he is, which is great.

Plus, I think his girlfriend can prevent that as well...in fact I just hope he can focus on his job!

 

[Corbin]

I lost a lot of respect for mad Mike after his comments/backtracking in McVay. He went from mad(as in crazy) Mike to just mad and pety

Ya don’t know what all that was about?

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

I rather him be the mastermind or something better. Mad Scientist is just to cliche.

How about Megamind?

 

[STLRam]

How about Megamind?

Just call him Mammoth dick McVay.

As well as Gorilla dick Goff.

It’s clear both have huge wangs and are working together by slapping opponents across the face with their well endowed genetalia.

 

[RAMpage28]

Just call him Mammoth dick McVay.

As well as Gorilla dick Goff.

It’s clear both have huge wangs and are working together by slapping opponents across the face with their well endowed genetalia.

First off... Pause.

Second, Gorilla's actually have pretty small dicks. A silverback for example has an average size of about 1 to 1.25 inches.

http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1067224-you-wont-believe-the-size-of-these-animal-penises


Third, to prove the point about the Gorillia dicks, you made me google that shit to find a source. I almost expect an apology even if I'm not owed one as I did it voluntarily.

 

[RocknRam29]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4XitQ6E2v0

 

[Ramhusker]

First off... Pause.

Second, Gorilla's actually have pretty small dicks. A silverback for example has an average size of about 1 to 1.25 inches.

http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1067224-you-wont-believe-the-size-of-these-animal-penises


Third, to prove the point about the Gorillia dicks, you made me google that crap to find a source. I almost expect an apology even if I'm not owed one as I did it voluntarily.

MODS, I need a "priceless" button for posts like this!!!!!!!!

 

[Faceplant]

This is the coach we've been waiting for for a LONG time. I was kinda mad that they passed on Shanny Jr. But I'm glad that they did now, because I couldn't stand to look at his rat-like face on the sidelines after watching him in SF!

The whiners were on NFL Sounds Of the Game last week and let me tell you....his voice matches his face. He is a squeaky, annoying little fuck that I would be embarrassed to call our coach.

 

[rdw]

MODS, I need a "priceless" button for posts like this!!!!!!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of a TMI button!

 

[Rabid Ram]

Just call him Mammoth dick McVay.

As well as Gorilla dick Goff.

It’s clear both have huge wangs and are working together by slapping opponents across the face with their well endowed genetalia.

You seem to have an unhealthy fixation with other men's Genetalia bud

 

[Prime Time]

View: https://twitter.com/RamsNFL/status/929470504750129152

 

[A.J. Hicks]

I just don't think the 'mad' idea fits Mcvay at all.

"Organized Optimist"

"Empowering Emperor"

"Communication Captain"

McBae!

 

[jap]

Could it be that Mad Mike was incapable of recognizing a younger version of himself? Except that Sean additionally also has manners, is interested in defense and special teams as well, and is off-the-charts positive too. He has more of the good qualities of Mad Mike as in good Mad Mike on steroids.

 

[CGI_Ram]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/...mber-of-points-as-1999-greatest-show-on-turf/

Rams on pace to score exact same number of points as 1999 'Greatest Show on Turf'

In 1999, the St. Louis Rams went 13-3 and eventually won a Super Bowl by scoring the most points in football with their historic offense that featured Kurt Warner, Marshall Faulk, and Isaac Bruce, and was coached by Dick Vermeil and Mike Martz. In 2017, the Los Angeles Rams are 6-2 at the halfway point of their season by scoring the most points per game in football with their young offense that features Jared Goff and Todd Gurley, and is coached by Sean McVay.

You might think it's crazy to compare the 1999 Rams -- a.k.a "The Greatest Show on Turf" -- to this year's Rams. After all, the 1999 Rams were led by Hall of Famers and the 2017 Rams are led by a 31-year-old coach, and two 23-year-old players.

But it's not as crazy as it sounds. As Reddit user JaguarGator9 pointed out on Saturday, the 2017 Rams are on pace to replicate the 1999 Rams' offensive output. The 1999 Rams scored 526 points. Through eight games, the 2017 Rams have scored 263 points, which means they're on pace to score exactly -- you guessed it -- 526 points like "The Greatest Show on Turf."

This is one of those stats that's more freaky than impressive. Don't get me wrong, what the Rams are doing right now is incredible. Last year, they scored an NFL-low 224 points in Jeff Fisher's "middle-school offense." So, they've already surpassed last year's scoring total in eight games under McVay. Their improvement is historic.

But context matters. We have to acknowledge the difference in eras and how much easier it is today for teams to score with the rulebook being altered to favor offenses.

Again, that doesn't mean what the Rams are doing isn't impressive. It's probably the most impressive accomplishment of the 2017 season. Due to their offensive emergence, the Rams are suddenly a playoff contender and heck, a legitimate threat to end the Seahawks' hegemony in the NFC West. And if they can somehow outscore or match the '99 team's offensive output, well, that'd just be an added bonus to an already successful season.

If they do, they might just go down as The Greatest Show on ... Surf

 

[jap]

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/...mber-of-points-as-1999-greatest-show-on-turf/

Rams on pace to score exact same number of points as 1999 'Greatest Show on Turf'

. . .

If they do, they might just go down as The Greatest Show on ... Surf

I see they are beginning to adopt Marshall Faulk's favorite nickname for this 2017 squad.

 

[thirteen28]

Well, not if that is how he has always been wired. Could be that is just the way he is, which is great.

Plus, I think his girlfriend can prevent that as well...in fact I just hope he can focus on his job!

Ok, I think the NFL needs a new award for "Coach with the Hottest GF/Wife" ... McVay wins that award hands down (no pun intended).

 

[nighttrain]

with 33 pts today, right on track to 526
train

 

[Q729]

Ok, I think the NFL needs a new award for "Coach with the Hottest GF/Wife" ... McVay wins that award hands down (no pun intended).

God damn. That is all.

 

[Loyal]

Could it be that Mad Mike was incapable of recognizing a younger version of himself? Except that Sean additionally also has manners, is interested in defense and special teams as well, and is off-the-charts positive too. He has more of the good qualities of Mad Mike as in good Mad Mike on steroids.

It's funny that similarly eccentric people often don't like each other...Martz is forever in the Rams pantheon of coaches. Like him or love him, he's ours. I love McVay, because of his humility and accountability. McVay tonight, said that he was responsible for not putting his offense in a position to win. On top of that, he FIXES things that are not working.

One of my favorite Rams HC's of all time, no matter that this is his first year.

 

[Rmfnlt]

Ah, Mike Martz... another polarizing figure.

Personally, not a fan.

Of course, he got us to a Super Bowl... and many Rams fans say he won us one... although I strongly disagree with that.

Yes, Martz "created" the offense that won that Super Bowl, but it took the entire team (a/k/a "The Tackle") and Vermiel gets credit for coaching the entire team.

Two things that stuck in my craw about him:
1] The ego... refused to listen much at all. Sure, he was imaginative... but he really bought into the Mad Scientist thing and allowed it to get to his head... that Max Q stuff... his stubborness cost us a Super Bowl. I always liken him to Mike Leach.. another very bright offensive mind with an ego to match. He has never made it to the top of the heap either.

2] His drafts. Too many reaches. IMO, set the franchise back five years... in fact, things gor worse and we experienced the terrible drought we're only now coming out of. But it started with Martz, IMO.