RUMOR The Cowboys are winning the SB

[den-the-coach]

I am taking the field. Daky poo has a 28% winning percentage in the playoffs. Most over rated player in the

Sure is a good fantasy QB though.

 

[Tano]

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9upBrkPPGu/?igsh=MXBub3A1dGNiNnkxbQ==

That guy better run being in Texas

 

[kurtfaulk]

Hey, y'all! It's been awhile. I hope everyone is doing well. The Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl this year. Let me tell you why. Dak got a frontal lobotomy over the summer, so he'll quit going full-retard in the playoffs. The technology has changed so much. He actually now has x-ray vision. Zeke hasn't had a 100 yard game in 44 games, but he's been drinking the blood of small children, so he has fresh legs. Mike Zimmer, who on his like 20th team, will make this defense #1. Y'all ain't ready.

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[RecklessRams]

Guaranteed the Los Angeles Rams WIN the NFC! These 3 are scripted NFL media

 

[Memento]

 

[RecklessRams]

Sure is a good fantasy QB though.

Fantasy ain't reality, coach.

 

[RamDino]

Hey, y'all! It's been awhile. I hope everyone is doing well. The Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl this year. Let me tell you why. Dak got a frontal lobotomy over the summer, so he'll quit going full-retard in the playoffs. The technology has changed so much. He actually now has x-ray vision. Zeke hasn't had a 100 yard game in 44 games, but he's been drinking the blood of small children, so he has fresh legs. Mike Zimmer, who on his like 20th team, will make this defense #1. Y'all ain't ready.

Always good to hear from Rynie. Bro... you'd make a great Ram fan.

 

[Ram Ts]

How far out in the future are you from? Must be wild times that far in the future. Do they still have sandwiches?

 

[Soul Surfer]

Clearly, you don't know about the true power of consuming the blood of innocent children.

This guy named Q explained it all to me.
We're going to storm a pizza parlor without a basement.
Who's with me !?!

 

[RhodyRams]

This guy named Q explained it all to me.
We're going to storm a pizza parlor without a basement.
Who's with me !?!

I'm. stoned enough to jump in!

 

[SteezyEndo]

I beginning to think Rynie is Skip Bayless now.

 

[Rynie]

I beginning to think Rynie is Skip Bayless now.

We don't claim him, even if he's praising the Cowboes.

 

[Rynie]

Mike McCarthy has just been trolling everyone up until now. This season he leads us to 17-0, and that 6th Super Bowl. We've already started planning the parade. It's mapped out.

 

[den-the-coach]

Fantasy ain't reality, coach.

No it isn’t, but Aikman was not a good fantasy QB & won everything in post season wheras Dak seems to be the polar opposite.

 

[den-the-coach]

Mike McCarthy has just been trolling everyone up until now. This season he leads us to 17-0, and that 6th Super Bowl. We've already started planning the parade. It's mapped out.

Please don’t advertise the parade route in Dallas, nothing good comes from it.

 

[Merlin]

McCarthy & Zimmer give Dallas two top third coordinators. They have talent too. So it is possible.

What happens though if they draw SF or another team with a stout run game. Dallas always feels like a defense that hates doing the work vs the run.

 

[Rynie]

Please don’t advertise the parade route in Dallas, nothing good comes from it.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

 

[Soul Surfer]

What happens though if they draw SF or another team with a stout run game.

The same thing that always happens;

Choke Prescott chokes.

 

[Rynie]

Always good to hear from Rynie. Bro... you'd make a great Ram fan.

Thanks, man! Y'all are way more enjoyable to be around than the Cowboys message board, tbh.

 

[gogoat1]

Really looking forward to Dak working with McVay next year. Cheers!

Do not ever say that again.