There's some big games with implications for us this weekend in spite of the fact we have that well deserved bye:
Falcons (hopefully) over Saints. Ok so the Falcons are sorry as F and logic of course says they don't have a snowball's chance in New Orleans. They have a ton of defensive injuries too but they are capable of putting together a good game effort and upsetting a Saints team that is riding high since their win over our Rams. It could happen, kind of like how I supposedly could have won the Powerball I suppose. I'll be pulling for Craplanta tomorrow.
Skins over Cowpokes. Should be another @$$ beating tbh, what with the Skins losing Smith which is a damn shame. Dallas is the more dangerous team, thus I will be pulling for them to serve up a turkey in Jerryworld. So I'll be wasting my time while waiting to eat by hoping for another miracle only to be disappointed but it's all good because approximately 2 hours later I won't be able to breathe or remember wtf happened.
Lions over Bears. Bears are the more dangerous team and their record is looking real good. I'd like to see them knocked down a peg just in case. This is the only one of the three games that has a good chance to go how I prefer to see it go due to a guy named after a bank taking over the reins to the Bears offense. Of course Stafford is like an effin tackle dummy back there and the Bears have a good defense so should be a game of hideous errors.
Panthers over Seahawks. This one needs no explanation. I have a chalice ready to catch Pete Carroll's tears so I can savor them.
Falcons (hopefully) over Saints. Ok so the Falcons are sorry as F and logic of course says they don't have a snowball's chance in New Orleans. They have a ton of defensive injuries too but they are capable of putting together a good game effort and upsetting a Saints team that is riding high since their win over our Rams. It could happen, kind of like how I supposedly could have won the Powerball I suppose. I'll be pulling for Craplanta tomorrow.
Skins over Cowpokes. Should be another @$$ beating tbh, what with the Skins losing Smith which is a damn shame. Dallas is the more dangerous team, thus I will be pulling for them to serve up a turkey in Jerryworld. So I'll be wasting my time while waiting to eat by hoping for another miracle only to be disappointed but it's all good because approximately 2 hours later I won't be able to breathe or remember wtf happened.
Lions over Bears. Bears are the more dangerous team and their record is looking real good. I'd like to see them knocked down a peg just in case. This is the only one of the three games that has a good chance to go how I prefer to see it go due to a guy named after a bank taking over the reins to the Bears offense. Of course Stafford is like an effin tackle dummy back there and the Bears have a good defense so should be a game of hideous errors.
Panthers over Seahawks. This one needs no explanation. I have a chalice ready to catch Pete Carroll's tears so I can savor them.
