Stafford-Goff Deal: Chris Simms Unbuttoned show

[FrantikRam]

Stafford: "Anywhere but New England"

Lions: "Okay, it's between Carolina and Denver"

Stafford: "Oh sorry - no to Carolina and Denver"

Lions: "Okay no problem, we've got the Niners on the phone"

Stafford: "Oh did I miss them? No to the Niners too"

Lions: "Oh well....okay.....I think that was everyone..."

Stafford: *texts McVay: call now*

Lions: "Oh hey how about the Rams?"

Stafford: "Yep sounds good!"

 

[VegasRam]

Disliked him at first, then thought "he's got some honest takes and backs them up with facts", then really started to dislike him again, when he became essentially an echo chamber for numbnuts at pft, and now I won't even listen to him.

And btw, CANNOT listen to a game with his dad announcing either.

 

[CoachAllred]

son of

Those two words are the ONLY reason he has that job.

 

[snackdaddy]

Chris Simms molests collies.

My chihuahua Guapo would bite his dick off if he tried that with him. Guapo don't play like that.

 

[Memento]

Chris Simms is the type of idiot who could screw up making PBJ.