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- Phil

I can't believe I've been scouring the interweb for over an hour and NO NEW TRADES.
Very disappointed!
Very disappointed!
He better not be!! there is the UDFA's to consider and then the Post Draft FA's! (Vets Cut!) He better not turn into a Slacker!!He’ll be hibernating by the end of the draft
I dont think Les has slept in weeks. Les is trying to earn that GM of the year award next year. He must be the leader at this point.
GMs around the league:
"Les Snead on line 2"
*feels for wallet* "Uh...hey Les. What's shakin'?"
"Not much. Work, work, work. So, I saw that you're having trouble with your star defender. We could take all that drama off your hands."
"What are you thinking?"
"Well, I think we could do a 5th."
"We'd need at least a 1st and 3rd."
"I could throw in a 6th."
"Maybe a 2nd and a 3rd."
"Best I can do is a 4th and 6th. Or, ya know, maybe you like dramas. I prefer action movies, but hey, you get all the Oscar winners, am I right?"
"Lemme call you back."
*calls owner* "Les Snead wants our star defender for a 4th and 6th. Seems awful low."
"Will reporters stop asking me these stupid questions?"
"Uh....yeah?"
"Do it."
*GM takes a couple of Aleve* "Hey Les. Yeah... Let's do it. 4th and 6th."
"BREAKING NEWS: Les Snead has just traded for *star player*. We now go to Ian Rapaport for the details..."