Can you imagine the 'TALK?'
Snead: "My, that was an interesting phone call."
Fisher: "Why? What?"
Snead: "Well, I think Chip Kelly is either drunk on his ass or he's taken total leave of his senses.
Fisher: "What makes you say that?"
Snead: "He wants to give up a shit-load of picks for Bradford, AND he'll throw in Nick Foles, who, in case you don't remember, is 14-4 as a starter."
Fisher: "You mean the QB who looks like Napoleon Dynamite? THAT guy?
Snead: "Yep, one and the same."
Fisher: "AND he'll give us draft picks?
Snead: "Damned straight."
Fisher: "AND take the China Doll, I mean, Sam -- and his giant freakin' contract off of our hands?"
Snead: "Yep!"
Fisher: "Come on, Les. You're shittin' me. I just know you are. Ain't NO ONE that stupid."
Snead: "Repeat after me: CHIP KELLY IS THAT STUPID. CHIP KELLY IS THAT STUPID."
Fisher: "What the freak are you waiting for. Call him back, now! And tell him that we'll give HIM draft picks to take Sam off our hands. Just don't give him really GOOD draft picks, and have them tied to some type of playing incentive. Because YOU know and I KNOW that Sam will never last long enough for us to have to pay up."