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Horrible Bosses 2

7.5/10

Most sequels nowadays suck, but this one was actually as good as the first. Funny throughout. If you liked the first one, you will like the second one.


Dumb and Dumber To

0/10

Loved the original, i mean really loved, it was the first vhs I ever bought with my own money when I was 10. The second one(Dumb and Dumberer) was ok, not good, but not bad, easily watchable and get a few chuckles.

The third and newest? horrific. Do not watch!! I got halfway through it(while fast forwarding some) before I turned it off. Everything is forced and is not dumb, just completely stupid.

Once again, I repeat, do not watch this piece of shit!!! Rather go and see 50 shades of grey in a theater filled with nazi feminists on their periods.
 

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Horrible Bosses 2

7.5/10

Most sequels nowadays suck, but this one was actually as good as the first. Funny throughout. If you liked the first one, you will like the second one.


Dumb and Dumber To

0/10

Loved the original, i mean really loved, it was the first vhs I ever bought with my own money when I was 10. The second one(Dumb and Dumberer) was ok, not good, but not bad, easily watchable and get a few chuckles.

The third and newest? horrific. Do not watch!! I got halfway through it(while fast forwarding some) before I turned it off. Everything is forced and is not dumb, just completely stupid.

Once again, I repeat, do not watch this piece of crap!!! Rather go and see 50 shades of grey in a theater filled with nazi feminists on their periods.
I was surprised at how bad the previews of D&D were. Looks terribly bad.
 

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I was surprised at how bad the previews of D&D were. Looks terribly bad.
The previews were 10000% better than the movie. Honestly, the previews werent great but thought maybe they put them together badly, I was so wrong. The previews are so much better than the movie. Thats is so so sad to say considering how bad they were.
 

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Jack Ryan - 7.5/10

Typical CIA/Kevin Costner movie. Starts out believable but has some twists and a few leaps that just made it move too fast. It did have a very interesting take on parts of CIA that we don't really hear about. I think it was a Tom Clancy book or he corroborated the story. Things got hairy and had us on the edge of our seats for a good bit.


Tears of the Sun - 9/10

My wife watched this and wanted to contribute to the thread. It was an action adventure/drama with Bruce Willis and the amazingly beautiful Monica Belluci. A seal team was sent into Africa to rescue a doctor and found they had to rescue all of her patients from militants. I am going to watch it just because I love Monica.

The Other Woman - 8/10

This was more of a chick comedy but it had a fair amount of hotness with Cameron Diaz and Kate Upton. It was mildly funny but Amy was laughing pretty hard because it was filled with Girl humor. I was surprised with it overall because those types of movies make me feel like washing the dishes or pulling out my teeth. I enjoyed it. Amy loved it and insisted on the rating. So I guess it is a good one to watch with the wife.
 

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Frank - 1/10
I usually go for indie films, but this one? Don't.......just fucking don't! Were you ever watching something so bad that you would've been embarrassed if someone had caught you watching it? This one falls under that category.

Chef - 7/10
Very enjoyable flick, plus lots of food porn to drool over (was very hungry afterwards). I'm a fan of Favreau's movies where he stars against a script he wrote (Swingers, Made, and this one); also, John Leguizamo cracks me up.
 

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sat down and watched Gone Girl with wifey today. To me the plot really dragged on for the first hour, then got interesting for the last 1 1/2 hours, but the ending 15 minutes both my wife and I thought it sucked. I would give it a 6/10
 

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I watched Foxcatcher last week. Man, talk about being uncomfortable the whole time. And I mean the WHOLE time. For that reason, I couldn't stop watching it. Every single main character in that movie was ... I don't wanna say depressing, but they were really slaves to their own demons. The whole time the wife and I were watching that, we were constantly saying, "what kind of movie is this?" I've never seen anything like it. It's like you expected to be bored (because there's very little action or drama), but couldn't be. I can't even compare it to anything I've seen, because it's just that creepy and cold. Can't even rate it either. Just weird. I felt like I needed a shower when it was over.

EDIT: After browsing some sites, here's a critic's review I thought was rather appropriate.

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I watched Foxcatcher last week. Man, talk about being uncomfortable the whole time. And I mean the WHOLE time. For that reason, I couldn't stop watching it. Every single main character in that movie was ... I don't wanna say depressing, but they were really slaves to their own demons. The whole time the wife and I were watching that, we were constantly saying, "what kind of movie is this?" I've never seen anything like it. It's like you expected to be bored (because there's very little action or drama), but couldn't be. I can't even compare it to anything I've seen, because it's just that creepy and cold. Can't even rate it either. Just weird. I felt like I needed a shower when it was over.

EDIT: After browsing some sites, here's a critic's review I thought was rather appropriate.

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Good description!

That's how I felt watching it.
 

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Saw the Spongebob movie with my kids. Pretty hysterical
Havent gotten to see Sniper yet
 

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The Homesman

This could very well be the most depressing movie I have ever watched

Now this was a movie I was really looking forward too , staring Hilary Swank and , Tommy Lee Jones

The plot of the movie is that Hilary Swank, lives uncommonly alone out in the middle of the Nebraska Territory in the mid 1800's , before the railroad , very few and far between small settlements
And three other women in the territory have lost their minds , gone crazy , for one reason other , isolation , disease , death of their children , etc

So Hilary Swank volunteers to transport these three women all the way across Nebraska to a church in Iowa , and Tommy Lee Jones plays kind of a no good drifter that she swindles into helping her transport these women

Now it wasn't the plot that interested me so much , but the 6 week journey across the plains in the middle of no where Nebraska , no shelter , no rivers or creeks , on a horse draw wagon
But what I was really looking forward to...........

Was the cinematography of the movie , and it didn't disappoint , the scenery was like a third main character , bleak and baron , cold and unforgiving
When most people think of old west , most people think of cowboys and Indians , bank robbers and train robbers , outlaws , and the shoot outs on main street
But for me , the most interesting part of the old west , were the sod busters of the Homestead Act in the mid 1800

Young married couples from back east , or even Europe , would load up every single thing they owned in a wooden wagon and set off for Nebraska and the Dakota's on the promise of free farm land

This is the part of American History that interests me the most , over a third of the homesteaders never made it , some returning home back east , but many dying from disease and starvation
No trees anywhere so you had to make your house out of clumps of dirt , no rivers or creeks , so you better hope you can dig a well , extreme heat in the summer and sub freezing temps and snow in the winter , where you basically survived by eating dried beef and what few vegetables you grew during the summer , and by staying warm by burning dried Buffalo poop

But back to the movie , this could very well be the most depressing movie I have ever seen , the movie starts out where we meet the three women and how they go crazy , what caused their insanity , and the rest of the movie goes down hill from there , no little bitty happy part in the middle , and there is no happy ending , I will say , there is something that happens kinda sorta towards the end you weren't expecting , which even makes it more depressing

I'll admit it , there has been times I've wondered if the wife and I could have done it

When the movie was over , the wife just looks over at me and says...........

Forget It !!!

This is a hard movie to rate , or even recommend , I see on RottenTomatoes it gets about a 85%

and it is a very good movie , but it sure isn't a feel good movie

It also stars John Lithgow , James Spader , Meryl Streep , William Fichtner in small parts

But like I said , it's very good movie , but hard to recommend to people unless they have interest of the great Plains of the 1800's , or just like to sit and be depressed for two hours , it's a very slow moving movie , where nothing exciting ever happens

8/10

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The Homesman

This could very well be the most depressing movie I have ever watched

Now this was a movie I was really looking forward too , staring Hilary Swank and , Tommy Lee Jones

The plot of the movie is that Hilary Swank, lives uncommonly alone out in the middle of the Nebraska Territory in the mid 1800's , before the railroad , very few and far between small settlements
And three other women in the territory have lost their minds , gone crazy , for one reason other , isolation , disease , death of their children , etc

So Hilary Swank volunteers to transport these three women all the way across Nebraska to a church in Iowa , and Tommy Lee Jones plays kind of a no good drifter that she swindles into helping her transport these women

Now it wasn't the plot that interested me so much , but the 6 week journey across the plains in the middle of no where Nebraska , no shelter , no rivers or creeks , on a horse draw wagon
But what I was really looking forward to...........

Was the cinematography of the movie , and it didn't disappoint , the scenery was like a third main character , bleak and baron , cold and unforgiving
When most people think of old west , most people think of cowboys and Indians , bank robbers and train robbers , outlaws , and the shoot outs on main street
But for me , the most interesting part of the old west , were the sod busters of the Homestead Act in the mid 1800

Young married couples from back east , or even Europe , would load up every single thing they owned in a wooden wagon and set off for Nebraska and the Dakota's on the promise of free farm land

This is the part of American History that interests me the most , over a third of the homesteaders never made it , some returning home back east , but many dying from disease and starvation
No trees anywhere so you had to make your house out of clumps of dirt , no rivers or creeks , so you better hope you can dig a well , extreme heat in the summer and sub freezing temps and snow in the winter , where you basically survived by eating dried beef and what few vegetables you grew during the summer , and by staying warm by burning dried Buffalo poop

But back to the movie , this could very well be the most depressing movie I have ever seen , the movie starts out where we meet the three women and how they go crazy , what caused their insanity , and the rest of the movie goes down hill from there , no little bitty happy part in the middle , and there is no happy ending , I will say , there is something that happens kinda sorta towards the end you weren't expecting , which even makes it more depressing

I'll admit it , there has been times I've wondered if the wife and I could have done it

When the movie was over , the wife just looks over at me and says...........

Forget It !!!

This is a hard movie to rate , or even recommend , I see on RottenTomatoes it gets about a 85%

and it is a very good movie , but it sure isn't a feel good movie

It also stars John Lithgow , James Spader , Meryl Streep , William Fichtner in small parts

But like I said , it's very good movie , but hard to recommend to people unless they have interest of the great Plains of the 1800's , or just like to sit and be depressed for two hours , it's a very slow moving movie , where nothing exciting ever happens

8/10

Richard Roeper Review


I love movies about the mid-west and how raw it could/can be.

Loved Nebraska... last year... black and white and I got lost in the cinematography.

The most depressing movie I think I've ever seen is "Angela's Ashes"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angela's_Ashes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145653/
Not for the faint of heart! But a good movie if you're in the mood to dive into depression (sometimes I get tinto that mood).
 

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I watched Foxcatcher last week. Man, talk about being uncomfortable the whole time. And I mean the WHOLE time. For that reason, I couldn't stop watching it. Every single main character in that movie was ... I don't wanna say depressing, but they were really slaves to their own demons. The whole time the wife and I were watching that, we were constantly saying, "what kind of movie is this?" I've never seen anything like it. It's like you expected to be bored (because there's very little action or drama), but couldn't be. I can't even compare it to anything I've seen, because it's just that creepy and cold. Can't even rate it either. Just weird. I felt like I needed a shower when it was over.

EDIT: After browsing some sites, here's a critic's review I thought was rather appropriate.

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I thought Foxcatcher was amazing.
Many of the same sort of reactions you had....but, when so many movies are so predicable and just....the same....it was refreshing. I thought it was amazing at catching the weird delusional mental state of a disturbed guy.
 

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7.5 / 10

loved the scientific break down; interesting premise; but felt i needed more before the end
 

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I saw Pineapple Express on deployment in '08....

lasted only that weekend before it was pulled lol

I'm actually a little jealous you got a movie theater... I saw Pineapple Express when I was home on R&R from Iraq though... Or well I went to the theater, I fell asleep during the movie I was so exhausted. Which really pissed off the girl I was on a date with... She was a little heavy at the time so I didn't really think much about it, but she has lost all the weight, is now a 10, became an actress, and has a beautiful beach house in San Diego as well a boat she takes on the water all the time, so I probably should have had drank a few energy drinks before the flick.:LOL:
 

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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. 8/10.

Every scene was suspenseful and tense. You think "oh shit what's gonna happen now?" Ceaser is a boss. And the best part was the movie focused a lot on the apes and how they created a society, rather than the cliched "last humans on earth in desperate survival mode". That was only a side story in this movie.
 

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I'm actually a little jealous you got a movie theater... I saw Pineapple Express when I was home on R&R from Iraq though... Or well I went to the theater, I fell asleep during the movie I was so exhausted. Which really pissed off the girl I was on a date with... She was a little heavy at the time so I didn't really think much about it, but she has lost all the weight, is now a 10, became an actress, and has a beautiful beach house in San Diego as well a boat she takes on the water all the time, so I probably should have had drank a few energy drinks before the flick.:LOL:

Or maybe a couple of drinks lol :ROFLMAO:
 

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Day After Tomorrow 7.9/10

Good movie. On HBOgo for you HBOgoers.