So we were walking around my wife’s hometown yesterday after I ate way too much sushi and I really had to take a massive shit as we walked by the train station but wife insisted those bathrooms were too dirty. So I had to wait 10 more minutes of walking until we got back to Mother-in-law’s house, by which time it was really pounding and I was sweating. I just barely made it and my ass shot off like a SpaceX rocket when I finally sat down on the toilet. My stomach still hurt an hour later, all because my wife insisted I couldn’t shit at the train station.
Wait, what was this thread about again?