Questions we should never ask

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My ex wife told me she “lost another 5 pounds” so many times that I eventually to her “Congrats, you now weigh -10 lbs, Im so proud of you!”

 

[kurtfaulk]

And one that has gotten me in big trouble

How long does it take you to put on make-up anyway?

did you try saying to her "you can put lipstick on a pig but in the end it's still a pig"?

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[dang]

I was thinking this forum was going to be about Questions You Should Never Ask (a woman) and should be in the Off Topics forum.

And let me tell you - since getting married I have found out a number of questions I should never have asked

Honey do you mind if I go out with the guys to the MILF BAR after golf?

 

[FaulkSF]

Dave Barry once said you should never ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you can see a baby emerging from her at that very moment.

Although I'm kinda thinking, just maybe that might not be the best time to ask either. But hey, that's just me.

Heard to only ask after the 4th trimester

 

[RamFan503]

Oh GAWD.

Does this outfit make me look fat? Nope... It's not the outfit.

Do you ever think about other chicks and where do you go with it?

 

[Riverumbbq]

And you guys think politics is a dangerous subject ...

 

[Force16X]

Honey, how does this new dress look? Tano, "It makes you look fat".

Bon Scott said it best :
Wanna tell you story
About woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix
You could say she's got it aaaaaaallllllllllllll............................ (all 19 stone)