One of Tom Brady's emails

[Mackeyser]

If you have a regular joe's pool... maybe.

But, does Brady have a regular joe's pool?

Um, no. Which is why he's going to have an $8500 pool cover.

I'm surprised he needs a pool cover at all. I'm surprised the damn thing doesn't raise out of the ground using a surplus aircraft carrier lift and sit below ground, heated, during the winter.

And I'm surprised he didn't get the Navy to install it for him.

But am I surprised at a 100 millionaire bitching about a couple thousand dollar pool cover that he'll never, ever, ever, ever notice?

Nope. Not in the slightest. People with money bitch about the stupidest, most insignificant things.

 

[Mojo Ram]

The cover probably cost $8500 because his pool is shaped like a vagina.

 

[Big Willie]

I am not pinning this on the media, but, isn't it interesting that often times people like Brady are portrayed as pillars of society, great humanitarians, upstanding individuals, and all around good guys when in reality they are the polar opposites. The more we learn about people like Brady we find they are self absorbed ass clowns who look down on people below their financial status. The more I learn about him, the bigger P.O.S. I find him.

 

[brokeu91]

Tom Brady's slogan:

 

[blue4]

I would have been annoyed as well. Course I would have had the courtesy to berate the manufacturer for not having what I wanted instead of the poor bastard who's just trying to make it through the day buying my lazy ass a pool cover.

 

[rams2050]

He is a royal douche, no matter what he happens to be doing or complaining about. I feel for Gisele having to put up with the big pu$$y.

 

[Prime Time]

what a Richard Cranium.

I thought the obscenity filter had changed Dick Head to Richard Cranium. That would have just been the best.

 

[V3]

Not cheating would have been even better

Yes, but that's tough to accomplish on the Patriots. I'm pretty sure they use it as a team building exercise.

 

[Athos]

He is a royal douche, no matter what he happens to be doing or complaining about. I feel for Gisele having to put up with the big pu$$y.

But that's why they get along!!

I bet Giselle is the man in that relationship. She makes more coin, makes the home decisions when Brady's being a manchild. He's a "trophy" husband and her bitch.

 

[DR RAM]

no offense to the OP, but this is exactly why ( well maybe not exactly) Brady didnt want his phone turned over during the investigation, because his personal crap will be made public

These were made public by Brady's defense, and not the NFL.