Dear Ann Landers: Please check with your authorities and tell me if a poodle can be gay. Our male standard poodle is a prize-winning specimen and we have had many offers to mate him with other female Standards of similar quality. But he refuses to have anything to do with the bitches. He does, however, get very chummy with male dogs.I'm betting he is Ann's son or grandson.
Right??
~ArkyRamsFan~
There was a time when we laughed about it, but we no longer think it is funny. Now we believe he’s a homosexual. Is that possible? – Manhattan Project
Dear Man: I questioned some of the best veterinarians in the country. Two said “yes.” Two said “no.” One replied “It’s possible, but not likely,” Another laughed for ten minutes and said “You’ve got me.”