LAST YEAR'S FALCONS LOSS LEFT US ONE & DONE....
AND FOR LOYAL RAMS FANS, THAT WAS JUST NO FUN!
FALCONS RUNNERS DID GASH US ALL THE WAY THROUGH
RAMSNATION WAS LIKE..."SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!!"
A SOLID RUN-STUFFER WAS WHAT THE RAMS NEEDED!!!
AND RAMSNATION'S PLEA, LES SNEAD SURELY HEEDED.
FANS SAID TO LES "NOT JUST ANY MEBANE WILL DO!!"
LES ANSWERED, "OH YEAH? HOW'S ABOUT NDAMUKONG SUH??!!"
OUR DEEP BACKS ALSO GAVE UP YARDAGE TO MATTY ICE,
SO, "HEY LES, A COUPLA NEW CORNERS WOULD SURE BE NICE!!!"
SO MAGICIAN LES SAYS "HEY, WATCH...NUTHIN' UP MY SLEEVE...
NEXT THING WADE GETS?? IS MARCUS PETERS AND TALIB!!!
SUDDENLY WADE HAD THE BEST OF DEFENSIVE BACKFIELDS
BUT LES WENT OUT ANYWAYS AND SIGNED-UP SAM SHIELDS!
THEN AS QUICK AS WATKINS' SALARY WAS OFF OF RAMS BOOKS...
LES SNEAD GOES OUT AND TRADES FOR STUD BRANDIN COOKS!!
THE RAMS START OUT UNDEFEATED, BUT THEN WE BEGIN TO FADE,
SO LES SNEAD DECIDES TO, GUESS WHAT? MAKE ANOTHER TRADE!
TEAMS DOUBLE-TEAMED DONALD, BUT STILL NO RAM EDGERUSHER SACKS
SO LES STOLE DANTE FOWLER FROM THOSE DUMB JACKSONVILLE HACKS.
SO THE TRADING DEADLINE HAD PASSED & FOLKS THOUGHT LES WAS ALL DONE...
BUT NOT SO FAST GUYS! CUZ' SNEAD JUST SIGNED BOWLING BALL ANDERSON!!
DON'T LOOK NOW BUT IN TWO SHORT YEARS SNEAD HAS THESE LOS RAMOS ON A SWEET ROLL...
IN FACT IN JUST A FEW DAYS, LES SNEAD'S RAMS ARE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL!!
ANON
AND FOR LOYAL RAMS FANS, THAT WAS JUST NO FUN!
FALCONS RUNNERS DID GASH US ALL THE WAY THROUGH
RAMSNATION WAS LIKE..."SO NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!!"
A SOLID RUN-STUFFER WAS WHAT THE RAMS NEEDED!!!
AND RAMSNATION'S PLEA, LES SNEAD SURELY HEEDED.
FANS SAID TO LES "NOT JUST ANY MEBANE WILL DO!!"
LES ANSWERED, "OH YEAH? HOW'S ABOUT NDAMUKONG SUH??!!"
OUR DEEP BACKS ALSO GAVE UP YARDAGE TO MATTY ICE,
SO, "HEY LES, A COUPLA NEW CORNERS WOULD SURE BE NICE!!!"
SO MAGICIAN LES SAYS "HEY, WATCH...NUTHIN' UP MY SLEEVE...
NEXT THING WADE GETS?? IS MARCUS PETERS AND TALIB!!!
SUDDENLY WADE HAD THE BEST OF DEFENSIVE BACKFIELDS
BUT LES WENT OUT ANYWAYS AND SIGNED-UP SAM SHIELDS!
THEN AS QUICK AS WATKINS' SALARY WAS OFF OF RAMS BOOKS...
LES SNEAD GOES OUT AND TRADES FOR STUD BRANDIN COOKS!!
THE RAMS START OUT UNDEFEATED, BUT THEN WE BEGIN TO FADE,
SO LES SNEAD DECIDES TO, GUESS WHAT? MAKE ANOTHER TRADE!
TEAMS DOUBLE-TEAMED DONALD, BUT STILL NO RAM EDGERUSHER SACKS
SO LES STOLE DANTE FOWLER FROM THOSE DUMB JACKSONVILLE HACKS.
SO THE TRADING DEADLINE HAD PASSED & FOLKS THOUGHT LES WAS ALL DONE...
BUT NOT SO FAST GUYS! CUZ' SNEAD JUST SIGNED BOWLING BALL ANDERSON!!
DON'T LOOK NOW BUT IN TWO SHORT YEARS SNEAD HAS THESE LOS RAMOS ON A SWEET ROLL...
IN FACT IN JUST A FEW DAYS, LES SNEAD'S RAMS ARE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL!!
ANON
