NFL loses Viagra and Cialis as major advertisers

[Angry Ram]

That just leaves more advertising slots open for that Doritos' puppyMonkeyBaby ad....which is more disturbing than entertaining.

I'll watch 100 puppymonkeybaby commercials over stupid "inspirational" stuff like the dumb gum commercial where the guy does a proposal with pictures on the wrappers. DUMB.

Doritos and Carls Jr., only two companies that seem to give the finger to the sensitive audience.

 

[DCH]

I'll watch 100 puppymonkeybaby commercials over stupid "inspirational" stuff like the dumb gum commercial where the guy does a proposal with pictures on the wrappers. DUMB.

Doritos and Carls Jr., only two companies that seem to give the finger to the sensitive audience.

Well, Pepsi kinda tried... it did not go well...

 

[Leuzer]

So is Brady playing with deflated balls again?

 

[DCH]

So is Brady playing with deflated balls again?

I'd deflate my balls in a heartbeat if it meant I got to have Gisele play with them.

 

[fearsomefour]

How great it would be to watch a Football game with No commercials! or at least limit them to Quarter-endings and Half-Time!

DVR my friend, DVR.

 

[fearsomefour]

That's why I like RedZone so much.

Man, Redzone does nothing for me....to each their own I suppose.

 

[DaveFan'51]

DVR my friend, DVR.

I know, but my way you don't have to keep Fast-forwarding through the commercials!

 

[12intheBox]

I'm good with this. I have been hoping that one of the big boner pill companies would decide to go humerous with their commercials, but as it stands their commercials are among the worst on television.

All big pharma commercials suck, really - as does their industry.

 

[DCH]

Appropriate boner pill commercial:

 

[RhodyRams]

I'd deflate my balls in a heartbeat if it meant I got to have Gisele play with them.

She could use a few Carl's cheeseburgers if ya ask me

 

[Selassie I]

I'm still trying to get an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours. As far as I'm concerned,,, those bastards have been allowed to run false advertising for far too long.

Add on top of that... they tell you to call your doctor right away when you get this 4 hour boner. What a fucking joke that is. Once I finally figure out how in the hell you actually get the 4 hour plus woody... I sure as hell ain't calling my doctor... I'll be calling for 2 hookers immediately.

Again... those bastards have been lying to us for years.

 

[Prime Time]

Add on top of that... they tell you to call your doctor right away when you get this 4 hour boner.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF39vQFoR14

 

[LesBaker]

Side note: did y'all know that the only two countries in the world that allow pharmaceutical companies to advertise drugs directly to consumers are the US and New Zealand?

Did not know that..........and it's interesting.

And tells me that the US and NZ have the best lobbyists and dishonest politicians.

That just leaves more advertising slots open for that Doritos' puppyMonkeyBaby ad....which is more disturbing than entertaining.

I can't remember the product so the ad wasn't that effective but I know it wasn't Doritos.

What the hell was it?

 

[Memento]

Did not know that..........and it's interesting.

And tells me that the US and NZ have the best lobbyists and dishonest politicians.



I can't remember the product so the ad wasn't that effective but I know it wasn't Doritos.

What the hell was it?

I believe it was Mountain Dew.

 

[HeiseNBerg]

I believe it was Mountain Dew.

Yes! Thank you, Memento.

 

[bnw]

There has to be some feminine hygiene products that can replace them, right? The NFL is trying to cater to women more, right?

An Anti-Nagging drug would be great.
(This is not in any way suggesting that our distinguished Rams fan and most knowledgeable Cardinals baseball fan poster is nagging as I assume the "Ouch" rating received thought. The Anti-Nagging drug I believe is simply a universal male wish.)

 

[Memento]

An Anti-Nagging drug would be great.
(This is not in any way suggesting that our distinguished Rams fan and most knowledgeable Cardinals baseball fan poster is nagging as I assume the "Ouch" rating received thought. The Anti-Nagging drug I believe is simply a universal male wish.)

Actually, I don't mind this post. It's funny, actually~

 

[MTRamsFan]

Well... this can't bode well for the NFL...

 

[Angry Ram]

Well, Pepsi kinda tried... it did not go well...

I'm glad I prefer Pepsi over Coke. Even more so now.

The "O" word has been so played out. Social media justice warriors. Yeesh.

 

[threesox84]

BOING!!!