Marshawn Lynch aka DumbAss Mode arrested for DUI (IG Slides)

[Mojo Ram]

Yeah in AZ you’d better not be sitting in your parked car drunk. I pulled over into a residential area. Car was off, I was passed out. I don’t remember being arrested. I “awoke” at the station.

.264 bac and 2 weeks in jail. That was 20 yrs ago.

 

[muggmeister]

Lynch was on an episode of of Bar Rescue with John Taffer once. Hilarious episode, it was funny watching them criticize the employees for being wasted and doing stupid shit all the time. Of course, Marshawn didn't exactly appear to be to sober either. Looked like he was half wasted himself, it was one funny episode.

 

[Classic Rams]

Bad boys, bad boys, watcha gonna do....

 

[FaulkSF]

So even if you are caught with the bloody knife in your hand unless the cops saw you stab the barista at Starbucks you are innocent.

Attorney is playing the R Kelly evidence game:

View: https://youtu.be/sHQljMOQdJ4