LEGEND Make Us Laugh

[RamFanWA]

Seattle teams have some great records, that I hope noon of my teams ever get near!!!

 

[Londoner]

Apologies for the crap joke, but I'm trying (and failing) to steer this thread away from the shite X/Insta/YT clips that pass as humorous these days.

What happened to classic one-liners? ‍

 

[Londoner]

A man got hit in the head by a mild curry.

He's in hospital in a korma.

 

[RhodyRams]

Apologies for the crap joke, but I'm trying (and failing) to steer this thread away from the shite X/Insta/YT clips that pass as humorous these days.

What happened to classic one-liners? ‍

hear about the fire in a shoe store?

1000 soles were lost!

 

[RhodyRams]

what's the difference between hippo and zipper?

one's a little lighter!!

 

[RamFanWA]

I screwed up that last post.... This is wild!!!
Seattle Mariners...

Ron Wright had a uniquely disastrous major-league career — one solitary game with the 2002 Mariners in which he accounted for an astounding six outs in three at-bats.

In his first at-bat, Wright struck out.

In his second at-bat, he grounded into a triple play.

In his third at-bat, he grounded into a double play.

The fourth at-bat never came.

 

[RamFanWA]

 

[FaulkSF]

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Don’t remind me, Kaiser already does with their annual FIT test.

 

[IowaRam]

I'm sure everyones heard of Phillies Karen by now

and then how she was misidentified as an employee at Hammonton Public Schools

it's nice to see that Hammonton Public Schools has a sense of humor

 

[Londoner]

A ghost walks into a bar.

Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."