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Ground Chuck

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You haven't missed anything.
Are you kidding? The little mini grates, soggy with milk, collapsing as you chew, slightly sweet, with slices of banana (evenly sliced thin - 1/4" thickness, not too ripe, al-dente banana) No added sugar though. Added sugar is for small kids and pussies.

Merlin, what were you, some sort of fruity pebbles guy?? I'm just sick right now.
 

Ground Chuck

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Life cereal

As a Mike often called Mikey I never ate it.

That would be my assessment as well. The shit was soggy as soon as the milk hit it.

The only thing Life cereal was good for was hiding the sugar in my bowl of milk.
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Selassie I

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I don't like cereal period, but when I did eat it I would have Life. That stuff is really the only one for me. I could go the rest of my life and never eat cereal again and I'd never miss it.

I hate eating any kind of breakfast anyway, unless I'm on vacation and we have some in the late morning with a bloody.
 

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I don't like cereal period, but when I did eat it I would have Life. That stuff is really the only one for me. I could go the rest of my life and never eat cereal again and I'd never miss it.

I hate eating any kind of breakfast anyway, unless I'm on vacation and we have some in the late morning with a bloody.
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Merlin

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Merlin, what were you, some sort of fruity pebbles guy?? I'm just sick right now.
Fruity pebbles used to be great. But now they're all made like rice krispies, the consistency of them is different.

Also the sugary cereals lose their luster when you have to use skim or 1% milk. So I only eat the healthy shit now like frosted mini wheats.
 

Ground Chuck

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In all seriousness a late night bowl of granola cereal with Heavy whipping cream is amazing.
Fruity pebbles used to be great. But now they're all made like rice krispies, the consistency of them is different.

Also the sugary cereals lose their luster when you have to use skim or 1% milk. So I only eat the healthy shit now like frosted mini wheats.
Frosted Mini Wheats used to be my go-to cereal in the '80's.

I was actually shocked to learn that @Loyal puts pineapple on his mini-wheats