A middle aged man walks into a bar and notices a very hot woman sitting a few seats away.
He moves next to her and strikes up a conversation over a beer.
He's amazed to find out she's 62, as she has a killer body and looks like she's 45.
After another beer, she asks him if he's ever done a Sportsman Duo.
He says he's never heard of it.
She says that it's a mother, daughter threesome.
He says, "that sounds great!"
After a couple more beers, she turns to him and asks if he want to do the Sportsman tonight.
He says "YES!!"
She tells him this is his lucky night, then. He follows her back to her house.
She opens the front door, flicks the lights on and yells:
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"Mom, I'm home!!"
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