LEGEND Make Us Laugh
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RocknRam29
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Married With Children - Al Bundy dreams (w/ Pamela Anderson)
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMadwc0LO4o
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMadwc0LO4o
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A middle aged man walks into a bar and notices a very hot woman sitting a few seats away.
He moves next to her and strikes up a conversation over a beer.
He's amazed to find out she's 62, as she has a killer body and looks like she's 45.
After another beer, she asks him if he's ever done a Sportsman Duo.
He says he's never heard of it.
She says that it's a mother, daughter threesome.
He says, "that sounds great!"
After a couple more beers, she turns to him and asks if he want to do the Sportsman tonight.
He says "YES!!"
She tells him this is his lucky night, then. He follows her back to her house.
She opens the front door, flicks the lights on and yells:
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"Mom, I'm home!!"
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He moves next to her and strikes up a conversation over a beer.
He's amazed to find out she's 62, as she has a killer body and looks like she's 45.
After another beer, she asks him if he's ever done a Sportsman Duo.
He says he's never heard of it.
She says that it's a mother, daughter threesome.
He says, "that sounds great!"
After a couple more beers, she turns to him and asks if he want to do the Sportsman tonight.
He says "YES!!"
She tells him this is his lucky night, then. He follows her back to her house.
She opens the front door, flicks the lights on and yells:
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"Mom, I'm home!!"
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There may or may not be more than two genders, but what you are highlighting are shirt styles, not genders. I'd suggest a basic anatomy course and a basic home ec course so you can understand the difference.
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There may or may not be more than two genders, but what you are highlighting are shirt styles, not genders. I'd suggest a basic anatomy course and a basic home ec course so you can understand the difference.
I , did not highlight anything. I, merely copied an image and put it on this thread to allow those reading to find the humor in it. i do not dictate how they find that humor. i need no basic anatomy course because i know a dick when i see one.
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What's the difference between your dick and a joke?
No one laughs at your jokes.
No one laughs at your jokes.
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4 college buddies were taking a chemistry class together and all had 100's going into the final exam on Monday.
The weekend before, they decided to go on a field trip and have some fun before the final. They got drunk Sunday and overslept Monday, missing the final.
They went to the Professor and explained that they had gone out of town and, on their way back Monday, they got a flat tire and missed it.
They asked if he would give them a chance to take the exam Tuesday and he said yes, since they all had 100's.
On Tuesday, he gave them the test books and told each of them to all sit in different rooms to take the final.
Each one opened the book and began working on the first problem, which was a breeze. They thought "surely, I'll get a 100 on this exam".
When each one turned to the next problem, it said:
"For 95% of the final grade, answer the question on the next page".
Each one turned the page and the question was:
"Which tire?"
The weekend before, they decided to go on a field trip and have some fun before the final. They got drunk Sunday and overslept Monday, missing the final.
They went to the Professor and explained that they had gone out of town and, on their way back Monday, they got a flat tire and missed it.
They asked if he would give them a chance to take the exam Tuesday and he said yes, since they all had 100's.
On Tuesday, he gave them the test books and told each of them to all sit in different rooms to take the final.
Each one opened the book and began working on the first problem, which was a breeze. They thought "surely, I'll get a 100 on this exam".
When each one turned to the next problem, it said:
"For 95% of the final grade, answer the question on the next page".
Each one turned the page and the question was:
"Which tire?"
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Farr Be It
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In my day, he earns an ass-kicking for this mess.
