Honest story:
Today, being Easter, and April Fools Day, the following has an ironic twist:
At church today, at the end of the service, our Senior Pastor walked to the front of the church with a group of people, and made an announcement.
"I'm pleased to announce we will be bringing on a new pastor." He turned to a man and woman standing next to him, "Please welcome Pastor Scott Sinner, and his wife Jennifer."
After the welcoming applause died down, he went to prayer, "Let's all bow our heads, and pray for the Sinners..."
ABSOLUTELY true story.