LEGEND Make Us Laugh

[snackdaddy]

A guy walks into the bedroom holding a sheep. He says "this is the pig I've been screwing."

His wife says" that's not a pig stupid. That's a sheep."

The husband says "I wasn't talking to you."

 

[Prime Time]

 

[bluesjoc]

 

[bluesjoc]

 

[Prime Time]

 

[Dieter the Brock]

 

[Prime Time]

 

[Dieter the Brock]

 

[-X-]

Man I could watch hours of those Russian freaks.

 

[Prime Time]

NSFW language

 

[fearsomefour]

NSFW-This is something that makes me laugh.

Always understated.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

over the top

 

[brokeu91]

over the top
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"Over the Top" is a great movie. Anytime someone has to arm wrestle for a semi and the love of your son, can't get any better than that.

How did that movie not win an oscar?

 

[Selassie I]

 

[Dieter the Brock]

 

[Mojo Ram]

 

[Prime Time]

 

[thirteen28]

My best comeback ever ...

My wife is from Japan. Myself, I am the son of a mother who immigrated here from Germany, so I have a lot of German blood in me. One time my wife was giving me a hard time about how weird Germans are (an argument not entirely without merit) ... but then I reminded her of something about the Japanese: "You guys invented bukkake."

That pretty much brought the conversation to a halt.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

My best comeback ever ...

My wife is from Japan. Myself, I am the son of a mother who immigrated here from Germany, so I have a lot of German blood in me. One time my wife was giving me a hard time about how weird Germans are (an argument not entirely without merit) ... but then I reminded her of something about the Japanese: "You guys invented bukkake."

That pretty much brought the conversation to a halt.

hahhahahahahahahahlahala

 

[RamsOfCastamere]

Have yall heard about the Army nurse who fell asleep eating popcorn? She woke up with a kernel between her legs...