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RamzFanz

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Selassie I said:
I'm thinking that when I 1st read that I must've thought it was posted in the Dumbass Thread and got pissed. Hahahaha
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You're not the first to get screwed by the Onion...

...but I'll never let you live it down.

Send me that damn doughboy and we may be even. Maybe.
 
Selassie I

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RamzFanz said:
You're not the first to get screwed by the Onion...

...but I'll never let you live it down.

Send me that damn doughboy and we may be even. Maybe.
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I will speak to Stu about Pills this afternoon. LOL

He's slacking on us.
 
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Selassie I

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Ramsey said:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk
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This is absolute required viewing. LOL

Years back we had a thread here just dedicated to that truly valuable video. Classic.

I live very dangerously btw... I'm married to a red haired (now strawberry blond kinda) hairdresser. Wouldn't have it any other way. Hahaha


Don't be such a Stranger Man... where da hell you been hiding?
 
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Male logic... flawless
This a conversation between a man and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply,
but then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:


Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.In one year, it would be approximately
$5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account
and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: Where is your airplane?
 
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