LEGEND Make Us Laugh
- Thread starter Prime Time
- Start date
-
To unlock all of features of Rams On Demand please take a brief moment to register. Registering is not only quick and easy, it also allows you access to additional features such as live chat, private messaging, and a host of other apps exclusive to Rams On Demand.
A lady goes into a shop and says I'd like to buy that TV, the salesman says sorry we don't sell to dumb blondes.
So she leaves the store but really likes that TV so she dyes her hair brown and goes back. Hi she says I want that TV right there, again the man answers we don't sell to dumb blondes. This time she gets angry and goes home. She thinks that he must have recognized her face so the next day she puts on makeup and big sunglasses. She goes back and says yes sir I want to buy that TV. Once again, sorry we don't sell to dumb blondes. So she said how do you know I'm blonde?. He says because that's a microwave.
So she leaves the store but really likes that TV so she dyes her hair brown and goes back. Hi she says I want that TV right there, again the man answers we don't sell to dumb blondes. This time she gets angry and goes home. She thinks that he must have recognized her face so the next day she puts on makeup and big sunglasses. She goes back and says yes sir I want to buy that TV. Once again, sorry we don't sell to dumb blondes. So she said how do you know I'm blonde?. He says because that's a microwave.
What a thing to say on International Women’s Day! Shame on you @dieterbrock ! ~Mrsdieterbrock
If a guy goes on a date and remembers the color of her eyes the next day, she has small boobs.
Ground Chuck
Starter
MSN
www.msn.com
Hopefully fans and players alike will be able to adjust to this shocking name-change. Right up there with Ahmad Rashad, Muhammed Ali and Ocho-Cinco.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kenneth Gainwell
is now KENNY GAINWELL.
Am I chopped liver? ~Metta World PeaceMSN
www.msn.com
Hopefully fans and players alike will be able to adjust to this shocking name-change. Right up there with Ahmad Rashad, Muhammed Ali and Ocho-Cinco.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kenneth Gainwell