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IowaRam said:
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so the next time someone pees in my wheaties should i thank them ?
 
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[GALLERY=media, 93]Major League - "Jobu Needs a Refill" - (HD) - Scenes from the 80s - (1989) - YouTube by BatteringRambo posted Mar 31, 2016 at 2:42 PM[/GALLERY]
 
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Don't get to post much anymore... too much going on... but heard a joke this morning that made me laugh... hope y'all enjoy it.
(for Masters Week)
Three older golfers are playing a round... a 60 year old... a 70 year old and an 80 year old.

The 60 year old says "60 has to be the worst age to be. I have this urge to pee all the time but all I ever get is a trickle. It sucks."

The 70 year old says "yeah, that's bad but being 70 is worse. You can't take a dump easy. Laxatives, bran... and you still can't poop.It's amazingly frustrating"

The 80 year old pipes up and says 80 is, by far, the worst. Every day, promptly at 6:00AM, he pees. At 6:30, he takes a dump... every day like clockwork.

One of the other two says "if you can pee and poop regularly, why does 80 suck so bad?"

The 80 year old replies: "because I don't wake up until 7:00!!!"
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