Young blonde lady buys a sleek new convertible sports car and takes it out in the country for a nice drive with the top down and wind in her hair. She gets out of town a bit and the car starts spitting and sputtering and then dies and will not restart.
She jumps on her cell phone and immediately calls the dealership to complain. Mortified, the dealership sends a mechanic out to help.
When he gets there the young lady is obviously unhappy, getting hot sitting in the sun, outlook not improving…..
He pops the hood and tells the lady to go sit in the shade under that tree and I’ll see what I can do.
After a few minutes he walks over and states, “all fixed, you are ready to go”……
The women asks the problem, wondering if there was something she did wrong.
He then says, “no ma’am, no problem at all. Just shit in the carburetor…..”
The blond is aghast and exclaims, “oh my God!!! How often do I have to do that!!!”