A rookie cop pulls a motorcyclist over for speeding.
He asks the motocyclist for his license.
The motorcyclist says: "I don't have it. They took it away from me after my fifth DUI".
The cops asks for the registration for the motorcycle.
The motocyclist says: "I don't have it. I threw it away when I stole the bike and went through the saddle bags".
The cop asks permission to go through the saddle bags.
The motorcyclist says: "sure, but all you'll find is the pot and gun I put in there after I threw the dead owner's stuff away"
The cop says: "the dead owner?"
The motorcyclist says: "yeah, I shot him dead when I stole the bike"
At that, the rookie cop calls his sergeant for backup.
The sergeant arrives and starts asking the motorcyclist questions.
Sergeant: "may I see your license?"
Motorcyclist: "Sure, here it is officer"
Sergeant: "may I see your registration?"
Motorcyclist: "Sure, right here officer"
Sergeant: "may I look into your saddlebags?"
Motorcyclist: "Sure, but all you'll find is some food, water and personal belongings"
Once the sergeant was satisfied everything was in order, he said to the motorcyclist: "I don't get it... the other officer said you didn't have a license... didn't have a registration... had drugs... had a gun and you shot a man dead"
The motorcyclist laughed and said... "yeah, and I bet he told you I was speeding too!