Memento
Your (Somewhat) Friendly Neighborhood Authoress.
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- Jemma
Growing up with deaf parents there weren't any words said. Just sign language. Making a fist and tapping your forehead with the knuckles means stupid. When my dad got pissed at the stupid shit I did as a kid he'd hit his forehead so hard it left a mark.
When I did something really stupid he'd hit himself, look at his fist like he's thinking "Why am I hitting myself?". Then knock me in the forehead with it. I got a barrage of stupids when I almost burned down the vacant house next door. In my defense, it was totally by accident. Who knew 4th of July sparklers would drip sparks on the dry grass around the house?Interesting. I never knew that you grew up with hearing-impaired parents, Snack. That's actually pretty cool, and now I've learned from you how to call myself stupid in sign langauge. Thank you!
When I did something really stupid he'd hit himself, look at his fist like he's thinking "Why am I hitting myself?". Then knock me in the forehead with it. I got a barrage of stupids when I almost burned down the vacant house next door. In my defense, it was totally by accident. Who knew 4th of July sparklers would drip sparks on the dry grass around the house?
Yeah, it was all boarded up so it was dark inside. I lit a sparkler in the daylight and it just didn't have the same cool effect a kid likes. So I had this brilliant idea to run into the vacant house with it. I twirled it around and had fun till it went out. Then I step outside and see these huge flames from all the tall dead weeds around it. The fire department showing up didn't help matters. But I woulda got away with it if it wasn't for my sister the informant. She gladly ratted me out.You almost burned down a vacant house? Cool! At least it's vacant, right?
Yeah, it was all boarded up so it was dark inside. I lit a sparkler in the daylight and it just didn't have the same cool effect a kid likes. So I had this brilliant idea to run into the vacant house with it. I twirled it around and had fun till it went out. Then I step outside and see these huge flames from all the tall dead weeds around it. The fire department showing up didn't help matters. But I woulda got away with it if it wasn't for my sister the informant. She gladly ratted me out.
.. on that note... when someone tells my brother "you look familiar " he always comes back with " well, I do a lot of porn movies"My wife's Great Uncle had a couple of phrases he'd always say and I stole them for my use.
I tell people "Remember to be good. And if you can't be good, be good at it!"
When leaving a party, tell folks that "I'm glad you got to see me."
Uncle Roy was a joker.
Did you ever get to tell your Dad, "I fly fast and take naps?"One of my favorite Dad sayings. And there were a bunch...
"Stupid should hurt"
And I would tell him...."It does Dad"
His laugh I will always miss. With seven children I always caught him by surprise.
Another from him when leaving he would say, "Drive safe" And after I said I will he would say "Or fast and take chances". With a shit eating grin on his face. He was such a crappy driver.