Day 39- I weighed 173 this morning. One pound lost in 24 hour period. 57 pounds lost in 38 days.
Today is Jack Benny Day! For those of you whose memories don't travel that far back. Jack Benny was a famous radio and TV comedian of the early TV era. Jack had so much fun celebrating his 39th birthday that from that day on...No matter how old Jack Benny was, he always said,
" I'm 39!" It was one of the longest running comedy gags in history. Jack Benny was also an accomplished violinist! So many funny people with the initials JB. Sarcastic Jack Black...Leader of comedy rock band
Tenacious D. Let us not forget John Belush! Belushi could slice thick subway salami sandwiches in half with a Samurai sword! John Belushi was a true Blues Brother. So today's fast is for you...All you funny guys with the initials JB! If you got a glass of water...drink up!
Seriously. This fast is starting to get scary. I didn't sleep last night. I laid there squeezing what little fat is left on my tummy...thinking,
" I'm squeezing fat into my bloodstream...Go away! Leave alone!" My wife woke up at 8:00 AM. I promptly fell fast asleep and slept till 2:30 PM. I woke up feeling like a squashed pickle. My wife drew me a hot bubble bath. Scoop up squashed pickle...Dip pickle in bubble bath. Soak...Rince...repeat.
Last night I read about the 1981 Irish Republican Hunger Strike. 10 Irishmen died. Look at this...
Over the summer of 1981, ten hunger strikers had died. Their names, paramilitary affiliation, dates of death, and length of hunger strike are as follows:
Name Paramilitary affiliationStrike startedDate of deathLength of strikeReason for imprisonment
Bobby SandsIRA1 March5 May66 daysPossession of a handgun
Francis HughesIRA15 March12 May59 daysVarious offences, including the killing of a soldier
Raymond McCreeshIRA22 March21 May61 daysAttempted murder, possession of a rifle, IRA membership
Patsy O'HaraINLA22 March21 May61 days Possession of a hand grenade
Joe McDonnellIRA8 May8 July61 days Possession of a firearm
Martin HursonIRA28 May13 July46 days Attempted murder, involvement in explosions, IRA membership
Kevin LynchINLA23 May1 August71 days Stealing shotguns, taking part in a punishment shooting
Kieran DohertyIRA22 May2 August73 days Possession of firearms and explosives, hijacking
Thomas McElweeIRA8 June8 August62 days Manslaughter
Michael DevineINLA22 June20 August 60 daysTheft and possession of firearms
The original
pathologist's report recorded the hunger strikers' cause of death as "self-imposed
starvation". This was later amended to simply "starvation", after protests from the dead strikers' families. The
coroner recorded verdicts of "starvation, self-imposed".
Other participants in the hunger strike
Although ten men died during the course of the hunger strike, thirteen others began refusing food but were taken off hunger strike, either due to medical reasons or after intervention by their families. Many of them still suffer from the effects of the strike, with problems including digestive, visual, physical and neurological disabilities.
Name Paramilitary affiliationStrike startedStrike endedLength of strikeReason for ending strike
Brendan McLaughlinIRA14 May26 May13 days Suffering from a perforated ulcer and internal bleeding
Paddy QuinnIRA15 June31 July47 days Taken off by his family
Laurence McKeownIRA29 June6 September70 days Taken off by his family
Pat McGeownIRA9 July20 August42 days Taken off by his family
Matt DevlinIRA14 July4 September52 days Taken off by his family
Liam McCloskeyINLA3 August26 September55 days, His family said they would intervene if he became unconscious
Patrick SheehanIRA10 August3 October55 days, End of hunger strike
Jackie McMullanIRA17 August3 October48 days, End of hunger strike
Bernard FoxIRA24 August24 September32 days, Suffering from an obstructed kidney
Hugh CarvilleIRA31 August3 October34 days, End of hunger strike
John PickeringIRA7 September3 October27 days, End of hunger strike
Gerard HodginsIRA14 September3 October20 days, End of hunger strike
James DevineIRA21 September3 October13 days, End of hunger strike
I can understand how they starved themselves to death. Something about these long water fasts begats more fasting.
What a great support group! A bunch of rebellious Irishmen. They probably starved and laughed themselves to death. I'm beginning to understand. I can see Starvation Mountain on the horizon. It doesn't scare me enough. I'm loosing it. My wife is scared. Something about the fast makes you want to go further and further into it. Like a Greek Siren, suddenly Death seems pretty and has a great singing voice.
My sleep cycle is completely screwed. I'm
not drinking a gallon and a half of cold water anymore... like in the beginning. I'm down to six glasses a day. I'm afraid if I go lift weights in the gym again, I will pass out and go to the emergency room. My wife says, " My personality has changed." Cue Scotty from Star Trek
..." I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!" The center will not hold... You know Nikolai Gogol author of "
The Overcoat" ( a great story to read before committing suicide), starved himself to death... fascinated with a religious fast he found himself too deep into to extricate himself from.
"What are you doing?" My wife says..
.I say, "
I'm reading about all my hero's!
She screams,
" All your hero's are dead Ramsey! When will this end?"
I scream back, " Sam Bradford is out for the season! What else is there to do but starve myself! "
I'm falling thru voluminous layers of fat, approaching critical speed, and I can see What's coming up fast to smack me in the face! My Sugar Trampoline! Sounds like a pet name for your lover. But no it's not! It's my pet name for the yoyo effect fasting pupils like me fall into when they Breakfast and start eating again. When I breakfast, I will concrete over my Sugar Trampoline with Powdered Whey Protein and Water. I know it's not the usual way, but it makes me laugh and I want to do it. I will leave an extended water fast only to enter a powdered whey protein diet. Why not? I won't gain any weight. Whey protein is Way better and make you Weigh less....Bwahh-ah-ah-ah
Until then...Damn the Torpedoes! The Fast moves on! Those Greek Sirens are irresistible! Tra-la-la- La- la!
"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. "
Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two !
Ramsey Glissadevil