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Yesterday, we received this unfortunate news:
Here is how the various types of Rams fans are reacting:
Optimistic Fan: "Probably just being careful as he returns from last year's injury. He should be ready by opening day."
Pessimistic Fan: "He's done. We should just cut our losses with him now."
Snarky Fan: "Probably has a hangnail. For him, that's an IR scenario."
Know it all/Google user Fan: "The Achilles tendon is a strong fibrous cord that connects the muscles in the back of the calf to the heel bone. Following a rupture, a surgical grafting is required, which portends a long recovery time. Clearly, Noteboom is demonstrating post operative rehabilitative complication in a statistically normal range."
Crude Fan: "Must be his time of the month."
Non Sequitur Fan: "This shows why the Rams are going to move on from Rob Havenstein.”
All about Me Fan: "I had this injury in high school in 1954. He's clearly not ready to play."
Really Non Sequitur Fan: "I blame Rahim Morris' soft coverage schemes."
Can't Let it Go Fan: "We wouldn't care about this if we had drafted Creed Humphrey instead of Tutu Atwell."
Blue Font Fan: "Bastid!"
Here is how the various types of Rams fans are reacting:
Optimistic Fan: "Probably just being careful as he returns from last year's injury. He should be ready by opening day."
Pessimistic Fan: "He's done. We should just cut our losses with him now."
Snarky Fan: "Probably has a hangnail. For him, that's an IR scenario."
Know it all/Google user Fan: "The Achilles tendon is a strong fibrous cord that connects the muscles in the back of the calf to the heel bone. Following a rupture, a surgical grafting is required, which portends a long recovery time. Clearly, Noteboom is demonstrating post operative rehabilitative complication in a statistically normal range."
Crude Fan: "Must be his time of the month."
Non Sequitur Fan: "This shows why the Rams are going to move on from Rob Havenstein.”
All about Me Fan: "I had this injury in high school in 1954. He's clearly not ready to play."
Really Non Sequitur Fan: "I blame Rahim Morris' soft coverage schemes."
Can't Let it Go Fan: "We wouldn't care about this if we had drafted Creed Humphrey instead of Tutu Atwell."
Blue Font Fan: "Bastid!"
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