How about an exercise in captioning?

[EastRam]

[textarea]Wait! Wait! Wait!
Dahl said what?[/textarea]

 

[CGI_Ram]

[textarea]"Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and the sea turned to dry land and the waters divided. Yeah, I'm that good guys!"[/textarea]

 

[baconandbread]

[textarea]"Moses stretched out his hand over the sea, and the sea turned to dry land and the waters divided. And that my young Ram receivers, is how much separation you'll get when Dahl is on the field"[/textarea]

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[RamFan503]

[textarea]Wait wait. Did you guys see the best part? Harbaugh crying about the phantom non-call? In the competition committee meetings we refer to him as Teeny Tiny Tears Crying Doll.[/textarea]

 

[RamFan503]

[textarea]Can I get your attention. The red jersey is now fair game.[/textarea]

 

[Rabid Ram]

[textarea]WAIT WAIT hold up guys austin just told me he cant find his helmet can ANYONE please help mr austin find his helmet for fuck sake i give up[/textarea]

 

[Username]

Next?

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[RamFan503]

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That's the one. Mr. Teeny Tiny Tears himself.

 

[Barrison]

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He just looks like a raging lunatic, get some composure Hardoushe.

 

[Rabid Ram]

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This is the face i made when kaperdick did this to me last night

 

[baconandbread]

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"I volunteer to be the official P.E.D tester of the Seattle Seahags"

 

[Memento]

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FUCK YOU, STARBUCK'S!!! I'VE BEEN UP FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT THANKS TO YOUR COFFEE, AND IT SPILLED ON ME, AND IT'S TOO HOT, AND IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!

(Apologies for the caps; I had to make it sound realistic and whiny enough.)