Holy Hell

[Mister Sin]

today I managed to become more chaffed than anyone ever, in the history of history. It's fucking terrible. Anyone know the best fast cure? Like better by 5 am cure? I knew it was gonna suck come about 9am...unfortunately I still had 8 hours to go. Super hot, sweaty. Work, then stand, then work, then stand. Since and repeat all day. Worst damn combo for a chaffing man. Someone help lol

 

[CGI_Ram]

Here's what I found on WebMD:

Applying any one of the following on the affected area will provide relief:

1. • Petroleum jelly
   • Baby oil
   • Almond oil
   • Lavender oil
   • Vitamin E cream
   • Aloe Vera gel

 

[Mister Sin]

Worst part. I make Gold Bond at my factory. I'm new there and didn't realize that I could have gotten some. A guy noticed my walk was off at 4:30 and brought me some. Wish he woulda offered a lot earlier lol

 

[Mister Sin]

Also an older woman (bout 65) told me "if that don't work I got some Vagisil powder in my purse." Lmao not sure if she was serious or talkin shit

 

[Dodgersrf]

Try diaper rash cream.
Butt Paste is a great one. They make an extra strength version in a red tube. Seriously quick stuff.

 

[-X-]

Wear these:

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/...er-briefs-83736.aspx?ev3=recommended_products

Seriously.

 

[Stranger]

Raw coconut oil or zinc cream

 

[Mister Sin]

I had some diaper rash cream around and used it. A lot better than yesterday. But it's gonna be a rough day lol

 

[RhodyRams]

 

[Dodgersrf]

Wear these:

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/...er-briefs-83736.aspx?ev3=recommended_products

Seriously.

Those do look comfortable.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

Wear these:

http://www.duluthtrading.com/store/...er-briefs-83736.aspx?ev3=recommended_products

Seriously.

Making my money as a groin model isn't hard work - but when they Photoshop my pouch to minimize the ultra bulge, it sort of irks me a bit. I mean isn't that what they are paying for? My giant groin? I was told they don't want to offend gentleman who may not be as endowed - thus the photoshop job

 

[bluecoconuts]

I was gonna say, throw some goldbond on there. Used to do that in the army before long patrols and marches.