Mermaids live off the East Coast, I know this because Darell Hannah was the best looking mermaid ever.
Great quotes from Splash :
You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny.
What are you looking at? You never saw a guy who slept with a fish before? Get back to work!
Oh Mr. Bauer, you had a million messages. I wrote them down here. You got calls from CBS, NBC, ABC, AP, UPI, Time, Ted Turner, Newsweek, Marineland, Ripley's Believe it or Not, and Mrs. Paul.
Allen: I don't understand. All my life, I've been waiting for someone and when I find her, she's... she's a fish.
Freddie: Nobody said love's perfect.
Taglines
- Allen Bauer thought he'd never find the right woman... He was only half wrong!
- She was the woman of Allen's dreams. She had large dark eyes, a beautiful smile, and a great pair of fins.