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This ^ from a man who is jealous because My sauce is Older, and therefore Better than His ..Happy Birthday Dave. I'm typing this post in bold and larger print for obvious reasons. I'd roast you but you are so damn old it just wouldn't be fair. I wouldn't want to get you all worked up. Of course that would be the first time your wife heard heavy breathing in years. Didn't she just install mirrors in your bedroom? Right above your pillow?
It's funny too. I was thinking about you the other day. Not sure why. I was just touring the Mummies of the World exhibit and you came to mind.
Some of the guys here were talking about getting you a cake but the candles would cost too much. I suggested the ole cop out to just put one on the cake...... and start a sports bet on how many tries it takes you to blow it out. Side bet is where your dentures end up.
But don't let your age get you down. You may not be able to get back up. But seriously Dave. You still got it. Nobody wants to see it anymore but....
Cheers my old as freak friend.
And ...
.. Is this a "Roast" or My Grand-Daughter's Tea Party!?!