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Happy Birthday ol' timer, and a happy fathers day as well!!! 50 is the new 30!!!
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Happy Birthday ol' timer, and a happy fathers day as well!!! 50 is the new 30!!!
I was going to say another "20"!!Put in another 10 and then you got it made. Happy birthday.
And as anyone over 50 knows, it's all down hill from here.
Tips for the new members of the "Over 50" club. Everyone please feel free to add to this list. Jorge might need the help being a rookie to the club and all.
1. Never pass up a bathroom
2. Never trust a fart
3. Don't get your Viagra and Rogaine pills mixed up ( Hairy crotch and spike hair are side effects)
4. Utilize morning pee-hards as much as possible.
5. Have roll of toilet paper in all vehicles you use.
6. Re-wipes are not a problem. They are just standard operating procedures now.
7.
#7(?) You are about to realize, not only women go thru " Men-a-pause"!Tips for the new members of the "Over 50" club. Everyone please feel free to add to this list. Jorge might need the help being a rookie to the club and all.
1. Never pass up a bathroom
2. Never trust a fart
3. Don't get your Viagra and Rogaine pills mixed up ( Hairy crotch and spike hair are side effects)
4. Utilize morning pee-hards as much as possible.
5. Have roll of toilet paper in all vehicles you use.
6. Re-wipes are not a problem. They are just standard operating procedures now.
7.