#DitchYourDateIn5Words

[CodeMonkey]

Have you always been fat?

 

[bomebadeeda]

I don't use toilet paper.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

They don't always smell like vinegar

 

[Dieter the Brock]

:eek:

This isn't my real face
Ahhaahahahahjaahahshshhhshsjsjshsjjssjjhhsshahhahahaa

 

[Dieter the Brock]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DgqPpdluoes

 

[CodeMonkey]

I'm not that kind of girl!

...

And besides, the grass is too wet and a dollar aint enough.


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[Tron]

I'm a huge 49ers fan!!!

 

[RhodyRams]

Come on guys.. 3 pages and no one used

Do you spit or swallow?

 

[Selassie I]

"I already divorced my sister!"

 

[RamFan503]

"I already divorced my sister!"

So what'd she look like?

 

[RamFan503]

They don't always smell like vinegar

Learn to count Mojo... oh wait.

 

[yrba1]

Are you pregnant? (I know... only 3 words... I'm a man of few words )

Sure you're not just fat?

 

[Selassie I]

"Yep,,, that WAS a shart."

 

[Rmfnlt]

Oops. My bad.

Still not five words!

 

[Zombie Slayer]

It's off putting the number of guys that use women (I'm not talking about the player type of way) by mooching. I got snowed in a couple weeks ago and was watching too much day time TV. All the talk shows are about dead beat dudes mooching off of hard working women.



You cheated!!! Nickelback is one word.

Well men are always portrayed in the media to be deadbeats. How many times on a TV show or movie have you seen the husband be the deadbeat? The lazy dad? The abuser? The moocher? The guy who works too much and is never around his family? The guy who is so dumb he can't figure out how to change a diaper or to be trusted to watch his own kids? Mostly women watch those kind of daytime talk shows so of course they're going to show how crappy men are. Women mooch off of men just as much, if not more.

 

[LazyWinker]

Well men are always portrayed in the media to be deadbeats. How many times on a TV show or movie have you seen the husband be the deadbeat? The lazy dad? The abuser? The moocher? The guy who works too much and is never around his family? The guy who is so dumb he can't figure out how to change a diaper or to be trusted to watch his own kids? Mostly women watch those kind of daytime talk shows so of course they're going to show how crappy men are. Women mooch off of men just as much, if not more.

Somebody has been binge watching Lifetime original movies lately? Me!!!

 

[CodeMonkey]

Somebody has been binge watching Lifetime original movies lately? Me!!!

 

[HeiseNBerg]

When's your daughter's 18th birthday?

 

[Athos]

Well men are always portrayed in the media to be deadbeats. How many times on a TV show or movie have you seen the husband be the deadbeat? The lazy dad? The abuser? The moocher? The guy who works too much and is never around his family? The guy who is so dumb he can't figure out how to change a diaper or to be trusted to watch his own kids? Mostly women watch those kind of daytime talk shows so of course they're going to show how crappy men are. Women mooch off of men just as much, if not more.

Then you get the golddigging cheaters who can mooch and fuck around on you while doting husband/father is none the wiser. Hardly see that happen.

And daytime soaps are the worst. For some dumb reason, when I work out during the day at the Y, that shit is on several TVs. It's awful. I don't even need the volume to predict what they're likely saying.

 

[snackdaddy]

I'm not contagious any more.