Colin Kaepernick investigated for alleged sexual assault

[kurtfaulk]

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is that how it works in miami, they get a call for someone who has passed out and they send the fire department to sort it out? do ambulance workers need to know how to pt out fires?

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[DR RAM]

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is that how it works in miami, they get a call for someone who has passed out and they send the fire department to sort it out? do ambulance workers need to know how to pt out fires?

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A lot of times police, or paramedics/fire department are the first responders.

 

[RamFan503]

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is that how it works in miami, they get a call for someone who has passed out and they send the fire department to sort it out? do ambulance workers need to know how to pt out fires?

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No. That's the Mayor's job. Geeze dude. Get a clue.

 

[RamFan503]

 

[RamFan503]

Miami police release 911 calls from Kaepernick incident
Posted by Josh Alper on May 6, 2014

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Last month, a report from Miami indicated that Seahawks wide receiver Ricardo Lockette called police to report a naked woman who refused to leave his hotel room in an incident that also involved 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick.

Miami police released audio from a pair of 911 calls on Tuesday, one by a hotel security guard and the other by an unidentified man who could be Lockette based on that report.

“I want to report there’s a young lady in my friend’s bed,” that caller said, via theSan Jose Mercury News. “He’s not here. She’s going to wait in his bed. She’s not leaving. We asked her to leave. We told her he won’t be here tonight. She said she’s not leaving until she sees him. … He’s not her boyfriend. (Inaudible.) But he’s not here so she went and got in bed naked, and said she’s staying there until he got back.”

The security guard also said that the woman refused to leave and added that the woman responded “Jesus” when asked her name.

No charges have been filed, although Miami police have yet to close their investigation into what Kaepernick referred to as “a bad circumstance” in his hometown recently.

OK - So let's say he didn't do anything illegal.... I don't know about you guys but this scenario plays out all the time around MY house. I always had naked druggies named Jesus hanging out in my bed.

 

[CGI_Ram]

OK - So let's say he didn't do anything illegal.... I don't know about you guys but this scenario plays out all the time around MY house. I always had naked druggies named Jesus hanging out in my bed.

That's either really bad, or a first class ticket to heaven.

 

[RamFan503]

That's either really bad, or a first class ticket to heaven.

I gotta guess it's the former.

 

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OK - So let's say he didn't do anything illegal.... I don't know about you guys but this scenario plays out all the time around MY house. I always had naked druggies named Jesus hanging out in my bed.

doesn't have to be a druggie - just a desperate drunk groupie or wanna be groupie...

how many times have you seen a guy just make it a one night thing with a girl yet she thinks differently lol

 

[RamFan503]

doesn't have to be a druggie - just a desperate drunk groupie or wanna be groupie...

how many times have you seen a guy just make it a one night thing with a girl yet she thinks differently lol

I can honestly say that I have never had to call the cops to have them remove a drunk OR drugged out naked chick named Jesus from my bed. Maybe one or two that kept repeating Oh God! But I don't recall any of them saying they were Jesus himself. It MAY have happened. I'd have to really search my memory bank though.

 

[RamFan503]

Where I come from we call that a "bunny boiler."

 

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I can honestly say that I have never had to call the cops to have them remove a drunk OR drugged out naked chick named Jesus from my bed. Maybe one or two that kept repeating Oh God! But I don't recall any of them saying they were Jesus himself. It MAY have happened. I'd have to really search my memory bank though.

i've had a couple girls that i came close to calling the cops on...crazy bitches

bringing chicks home from the bar is like playing russian roulette w/ crazy girls - girl threatened my house, car, etc. didnt even poke her

 

[RamFan503]

i've had a couple girls that i came close to calling the cops on...crazy bitches

bringing chicks home from the bar is like playing russian roulette w/ crazy girls - girl threatened my house, car, etc. didnt even poke her

There's crazy. And then there's "I am Jesus" crazy. I've had crazy and it is usually disturbingly fun. But there is a line.

 

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There's crazy. And then there's "I am Jesus" crazy. I've had crazy and it is usually disturbingly fun. But there is a line.

call me crazy but i'll take "jesus" over "I am gonna fuck up your mustang and house" any day of the week

 

[RamFan503]

call me crazy but i'll take "jesus" over "I am gonna freak up your mustang and house" any day of the week

Touche.

 

[Rmfnlt]

Call me crazy (haha), but I have this feeling he'll be back in the headlines at some point.

 

[Thordaddy]

Call me crazy (haha), but I have this feeling he'll be back in the headlines at some point.

I don't think you're crazy at all,I think he'll make another police blotter sometime again.

 

[The Rammer]

damn.... Colin please make this off season nice... beat your gf pleasse