Caption this photo-Goff & Gurley edition

[rdw]

Goff: so at 15 is when I finally joined the church of scientology. You should really think about joining. It's made me a better person and the new contract money is going to them, they are great and(continues on long rant about it).
Gurley: (inner monologue) wtf!!! Holy crap this guy crazy as freak!

 

[Tron]

There could not be a more perfect gift to reply with than that lol

 

[Dodgersrf]

TG. "You complete me"

JG. " No shit"

 

[OC--LeftCoast]

Imagine that, our hands appear to be the same size, we gonna make some nice burger commercials

 

[So Ram]

Don't these Blue Tights feel good on your balls. It really does take the blue out of balls.

 

[Wolfecola]

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"So, be honest... can you throw farther than 6.78 yards?"

 

[tomas]

Todd Gurley: Nick Foles sucks

 

[Force16X]

TG: dude, seriously, get over the 49er fixation, now.
JG: its so the pass rush doesnt crush me.
TG: you're gonna need a bigger jersey.

 

[RAMSinLA]

These shoes? No they look like your shoes but they are not....

 

[kurtfaulk]

jg - so that's the secret to advanced calculus.

tg - interesting....

.

 

[Leuzer]

TG30: So what was your record in college again?

 

[BriansRams]

Goff: I'm serious. Foles is outside the fence behind you, disguised as a 6' 5'' Asian woman.
Gurley: No way bro.
Goff: Yes way. But don't turn around for at least 5 seconds after I walk away.

 

[OnceARam]

But Brady does goal line sneaks all the time.

Man, those are my TDs.

 

[OnceARam]

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TG: " So just how many passes do you think I'll get this year!?"
JG: " A lot!!! You'll probably see more Targets than Rush attempts!!"

You could be right!

 

[TexasRam]

Jared: I believe that each person is solely responsible for giving meaning to their life and living it passionately and sincerely without depending on society or religion to define it for them.

Todd: Ah, a fellow existentialist. I too believe this philosophy to be valid as I'm focused on subjective human experience rather than the objective truths of mathematics and science,

Jared: Yes. I believe it was Friedrich Nietzsche who believed mathematics and science were too detached or observational to truly get at the human experience.

Todd: Indeed. Though, I believe Soren Kierkegaard was the pioneer of what became existentialism, and the first philosopher to introduce this school of thought.

Jared: You are correct sir. I think we can also agree that the two were responsible for the postmodernism movement.

Todd: Indubitably.

Jared: Good day, sir.

Todd: And to you, sir.

That was quality bro. LOL.

 

[TexasRam]

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Jared: So, be honest Bro. Do you think I have to worry about Robinson on my blindside?

Gurley: One word Bro. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

 

[RamFan503]

Gurley: So really? You think these treads are gay?
Goff: Do you not?

 

[RamFan503]

Gurley: So you realize how great you looked in that Dodger uniform. What possessed you to like the Giants as a kid?
Goff: Right?

 

[Dodgersrf]

TG "So you want to work at All American Burger."

 

[TexasRam]

Jared - i also like pepperoni pizza and cheese pizza, Hawaiian pizza and pesto pizza. Chicken pizza and anchovie pizza, sausage pizza, pizza bites, pizza flavored crackers. My mom has taken me to chuckie cheese for every birthday since I was 3 years old. I ate pizza before every one of my best games as a QB from pee wee through college. Now I eat it before every practice, before every date, before I leave the house and before I have to face the media. It gives me strength and makes me right. I ate it before I was drafted and before rookie camp started. I started with one pizza but now I eat 2 large pizza's before every game. Before the Air Force bowl game I ate 3 pizza's and then I threw for 6 TD's. I'm going to aim for 4 pizzas before my first game as a Ram. What do you think?