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[Mojo Ram]

 

[jrry32]

"5 Super Bowls in the next 5 years? That's bold, Jared."

 

[Roman Snow]

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"Oh yeah! For real, Jared. Sometimes a pass wasn't even THROWN to Cook, and he still dropped it! Just be glad he's gone."

 

[DR RAM]

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"Dude, never steal my double cheeseburger again. You have to earn it".

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

So, you're not the guy from Subway? That makes me feel better.

 

[rdw]

TG, "So if this football thing doesn't pan out I'm going to open up a worm store."
JG, "Just follow your dreams bro."

 

[CGI_Ram]

TG; "Mom always said I'd be a hunchback if I sat like that. Now... sit up straight, Jared."

 

[OldSchool]

 

[den-the-coach]

So I take the snap from center and hand to who?, You hand to me, Gurley!

 

[OldSchool]

What's this I formation you keep talking about?

 

[den-the-coach]

What's this I formation you keep talking about?

Well, Jared, there is no "I" in team, but there is in Win, so just hand the ball to me, Gurley and I will score and you will be rookie of the year.

 

[-X-]

Jared: I believe that each person is solely responsible for giving meaning to their life and living it passionately and sincerely without depending on society or religion to define it for them.

Todd: Ah, a fellow existentialist. I too believe this philosophy to be valid as I'm focused on subjective human experience rather than the objective truths of mathematics and science,

Jared: Yes. I believe it was Friedrich Nietzsche who believed mathematics and science were too detached or observational to truly get at the human experience.

Todd: Indeed. Though, I believe Soren Kierkegaard was the pioneer of what became existentialism, and the first philosopher to introduce this school of thought.

Jared: You are correct sir. I think we can also agree that the two were responsible for the postmodernism movement.

Todd: Indubitably.

Jared: Good day, sir.

Todd: And to you, sir.

 

[den-the-coach]

Jared: I believe that each person is solely responsible for giving meaning to their life and living it passionately and sincerely without depending on society or religion to define it for them.

Todd: Ah, a fellow existentialist. I too believe this philosophy to be valid as I'm focused on subjective human experience rather than the objective truths of mathematics and science,

Jared: Yes. I believe it was Friedrich Nietzsche who believed mathematics and science were too detached or observational to truly get at the human experience.

Todd: Indeed. Though, I believe Soren Kierkegaard was the pioneer of what became existentialism, and the first philosopher to introduce this school of thought.

Jared: You are correct sir. I think we can also agree that the two were responsible for the postmodernism movement.

Todd: Indubitably.

Jared: Good day, sir.

Todd: And to you, sir.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

So I says to Mabel, I says

 

[Warner4Prez]

Goff: See if I sit like this it makes me look fatter.

Gurley: You really gotta stop worrying what forum trolls say about your weight.

 

[DaveFan'51]

TG: " So just how many passes do you think I'll get this year!?"
JG: " A lot!!! You'll probably see more Targets than Rush attempts!!"

 

[bigdog2834]

Gurley: "So this thing you keep talking about called a passing game......tell me more."

 

[Ramhusker]

DUDE! Seriously, rooks don't get to wear these yellow Nikes so don't ask for mine anymore, got it?

 

[Ramfansince79]

Bro, do you realize how good we're gonna be this year?

I know, right?

 

[Tron]

Goff: so at 15 is when I finally joined the church of scientology. You should really think about joining. It's made me a better person and the new contract money is going to them, they are great and(continues on long rant about it).
Gurley: (inner monologue) wtf!!! Holy shit this guy crazy as fuck!