Mcvay: So, Matt, Did you get the Situational's memorized yet?
Stafford: Hey coach, yea. So, small question. Is there a reason why we only have one play for 3rd down.
Mcvay: Trust me, Cynthia Freelund has run the simulations millions of times for the WR screen and it gives us the best percentages there bud.
Stafford: Riiiight. But if you run it every time...
Mcvay: RUN THE G** DAM PLAY MATT! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT??!! ARE YOU THE COACH OR THE QB?!!
Stafford: WOAH! WOAH! NO SIR! No Problem sir, I am just the QB.
Mcavy on phone: Les, we have another one over here questioning the algorithm. How many first rounders do we have left to get a new QB in here.
Snead: Hey yea Sean, so like, what I think, let's just call it what I can do, sort of. If let's call it, I had to make a trade or let's just call it move capital, and better our uh, group or let's say team. We have let's call it some future firsts and then there are seconds which can.. lets call it, other capital, that we have as Rams, or a Rams team that can, we can make or move for positions or players or lets call it players such as QB's or other so called positions...
Mcvay: Woah. Gotta go buddy. Veronika just sexted me if you know what I mean.
Snead: Yea buddy, when it crows that means the sun is up. Church is out. Let's blow this pop stand.
Mcvay: Uhhhhhhhh yeaaaa.. Well your not blowing anything, except for let's call it future draft picks. HAHAHA!! But anyhoo. Later Chief.