Caption Contest

[ScotsRam]

JL: Coach! Coach! Over here!

Schotty: #55, be quiet a minute I'm trying to teach the guys here on Offense.

JL: But coach...

Schotty: Shut the fuck up. You're already in our backfield all day, I don't need you in our fucking meetings.

 

[CGI_Ram]

 

[DaveFan'51]

" Hey Coach, My house Female Mud Wrestling, tonite at 9, be their or be square!!

 

[PrometheusFaulk]

"If you can guess which hand the quarter's in, we'll let you guys get a first down in 11 on 11's."

 

[MTRamsFan]

Hey Shotty! See my fist. Keep laughing at me and the defense and I'm going to bury it somewhere!

 

[The Rammer]

Schotty: " DEEEEEEE-FFFFENSE WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION"
Laurinaitis "WHOOOOHHHH WHOOOOOOOAHHHH WHOOOOAAAH!!!"

 

[Loyal]

[/QUOTE]

My new under arm Tat..You like?
~James L.

 

[Thordaddy]

[/QUOTE]
You shall not pass
Good thing we wanna run

 

[RhodyRams]

JL55: hey Shotty look...I had your whole play book tattooed on my forearm... it's time for some new plays !!!!

Shotty: whoa.. I have that many plays already !!! Maybe I'll stop calling the 3 yard out pattern

 

[RamzFanz]

Look what I found in my locker! I forgot to return it!

 

[SierraRam]

I get it JL, you're sick of seeing the ref say "fourth down". We all are

 

[ChrisW]

Look what I found in my locker! I forgot to return it!

cheater

 

[RamzFanz]

cheater

Yes, but at least like it so I can create a controversy!

 

[-X-]

Yes, but at least like it so I can create a controversy!

I like the idea of photoshopping these things (as has been done often in this thread now).

Fisher (off to the side): Okay... pranks are getting out of hand now, guys. That's enough.

 

[raised_fisT]

Schotty: "Hey, who should win the ROD caption contest??"
JL: **Raises fist.

 

[Akrasian]

Hey OC - I know it's only OTAs, but we're going to beat you down like you're a Niner!

 

[Selassie I]

JL - Alright Schotty,,, it's 4th and 1,,, I know you're gonna punt that shit away.

Schotty - Hahahahahahaaaaaa,,, Have you seen our new LG,,,, Hahahahaaaaaahhaaaaa,,, Oh, and Zac's throwing up 500 on the bench! Let's see you guys try and stop us... Baaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!

 

[PowayRamFan]

Schotty yells out to the defense.."who farted?". Little animal fesses up...

 

[VegasRam]

This is how many yards you're getting today...
And tomorrow...
And the next day...

 

[RamsOfCastamere]

JL -- Shotty look! I'm the Animal
Schotty -- Haha, just like your Pops