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So.....you're telling me........oh never effing mind.
I'm telling you that if we make the playoffs, you should ask Kate Upton to be your wife(or your mistress depending on your marital status).
So.....you're telling me........oh never effing mind.
As good as we are playing right now, even if we make the playoffs, we aren't going to win the superbowl this year. But, we can still finish 9-7 and have the first winning record since Martz was here. No joke.
If we win out, we will have the first winning season in like....forever. I will take that as a move in the right direction!
I'm telling you that if we make the playoffs, you should ask Kate Upton to be your wife(or your mistress depending on your marital status).![]()
She's not my type actually. I prefer a woman that is a little firmer and more fit.
But to be clear I'd hit it.
Your standards are a bit higher than mine. My standards are:
1. Breathing
2. Has a vagina
3. Only one chin
4. Within 20 years of my age(and 18 or over)
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Your standards are a bit higher than mine. My standards are:
1. Breathing
2. Has a vagina
3. Only one chin
4. Within 20 years of my age(and 18 or over)
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That sounds like my standards are a bit more than a bit higher that yours.
I'm dating an attorney by the way. I've had to teach her how to talk dirty without a thesaurus or consulting Urban Dictionary. It's been fun!
And no that was not an offer to coach you up too.
She's not my type actually. I prefer a woman that is a little firmer and more fit.
But to be clear I'd hit it.