Whiners Lucky or Good?
How about Satanic.
Have you guys seen The Omen? That’s all I could think about with that poor child in that guy’s hands.
I had to pay up a bet I lost and my buddy picked this sports bar called Casa Blanca - so we sit down and then I see this poor child in the Enemies hands.
All I wanted to do was to run up snatch the kid, saving it from the demon’s hands, taking it home and raising it as a proper Ram fan, just to give it some chance of a future worth living.
I mean, the thought of this innocent baby being tortured throughout it’s youth with tales of the evil exploits of Montana to Rice was just too much to bear. No child should ever have to hear those vile words “Rathman” or “Walsh” ever. I mean never!
To know that this child would be told about the dark days of yore, when Hacksaw Reynolds and Wendell Tyler crossed over into the darkside (the thing with isaac bruce never happened folks) and took the oath of Satan’s Friends. It was all too much to take. I started thinking of how I’d go all Cleveland Gary and run up and grab the kid, but remembered how many times he fumbled so not wanting to drop the kid, i started thinking of another Ram I could emulate but with better grip on the ball...
But then my beer showed up and I realized it’s not my job to save this child and that the only thing I could do was have faith. Faith that one day that child will grow up, escape his bonds, and come to the Light that is the LOS ANGELES RAMS — if for no other reason than to piss off his old man.
FUCK THE NINERS
GO RAMS!!!