April Fools

[Rambitious1]

Hmmmmmmm

 

[fearsomefour]

I expect this to be tweeted as news in the next 10 minutes...

LA Times reporters wondering how they got jumped again....

 

[T-REX]

 

[Mackeyser]

I was expecting a "Donald out for the year with freak work out injury"

 

[dieterbrock]

7 year 125 mill is “only” 17.8 mill per year

 

[RamsFanCK]

 

[Rambitious1]

Was waiting for this! We don’t have a second next year btw.

Something like that should never stop a hypothetical trade.

 

[kurtfaulk]

7 year 125 mill is “only” 17.8 mill per year

yep, the title gave it away. no way in the world he signs 7 years for that amount.

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[dieterbrock]

yep, the title gave it away. no way in the world he signs 7 years for that amount.

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Yeah. 145 mill might have been more believable

 

[Memento]

I was going to have my own April Fools thread with Kupp, Havenstein, and two firsts...

 

[TexasRam]

What if I told you .... that in a Parallel universe.... this trade actually occurred.

 

[So Ram]

Hmmmmmmm

Get it Ram bit, get it ram bit, get it get it get it get it good rabbit

 

[So Ram]

LA Times reporters wondering how they got jumped again....

They were Probably waiting in line at IHOP

Is IHOP an Easter thing . House of Pancakes was packed by 7am

 

[dieterbrock]

Something like that should never stop a hypothetical trade.

Or a fictional one

 

[RocknRam29]

The April Fools jokes don't seem to have the same effect or feel as in previous years

 

[Farr Be It]

It's hard for me to post right now, I'm getting breakfast at IHOP, but I just got an NFL mobile alert on my phone that this deal is official. It's a record breaking contract that beats Ndamukong Suh's deal a few years ago. He's be making $21 mil per year, with $85 mil in guaranteed.

My thoughts, I really don't care about the money. I'm just glad that he'll be here for the long term. That's another check in the list this offseason. On to the draft!!!






























BTW, if you made it this far, I totally got you! And if you commented on the O'Dell Beckham trade, I got you again!!!

You bitch.

You know how i know...eh nevermind

I follow you, bruh...

 

[1maGoh]

Please don't make THAT trade happen.

I don't know, a first this year is steep, but convincing KC to give the Giants the 2nd round pick we gave them would be brilliant. If anyone can do it, Snead can.

 

[IowaRam]

lying on Easter Sunday

 

[LesBaker]

I'm getting breakfast at IHOP

No lie...........one time I drank that blueberry syrup container dry. Before the pancakes even arrived.

The spout was like some amazing silver metal nipple conveying a life sustaining liquid into my way too high on excellent hash brain and body.

It was delicious.

I expect this to be tweeted as news in the next 10 minutes...

ESPN

 

[Angry Ram]

Yeah. 145 mill might have been more believable

Math nerds.