Oh absolutely we will. And yeah we don't need any reason to hate on them more than their coach and fans.
Oh, believe me, Jalen Carter, Smael Mondon Jr., and Nolan Smith give me another reason to fucking hate them. Nick Sirianni? Fuck yes, I can absolutely hate him. And yes, Roseman is a shady-as-fuck GM, and it's not just Lampkin; look at all of the void years and shit that circumvents the cap. No other team has nearly as much void years as they do. Technically legal? Sure. Shady as absolute fuck? Absolutely.
And
OH, you have
NO idea how much I hate Philly fans. The fact that their fans did the following:
Ate literal horseshit (He had to be drunk, but it's a possibility that he wasn't and is just a fucking moronic imbecile whom I'm seriously tempted to bring back eugenics and sterilize him to protect the gene pool. Tempted.)
Threw ice-covered snowballs at Santa Claus (all because he was skinny and wore the costume, and the excuse that they use that he was drunk is propaganda used to cover up their assness by lying out of their fucking shitting assing
asses. Also threw icy snowballs to the point where an official was injured in 1989.)
Cheered Michael Irvin's career-ending spine injury when he was motionless (like Hags fans at the Thordaddy game chanting "Hawks" when Eugene Sims was injured, who was nothing short of nice to me and my family when I left via the tunnel. Yeah, that's
never all right, even when it's opposing players on a hated rival. Honestly disgusting behavior, and karma's a fucking bitch and a half.)
Broke the leg of the Washington mascot and left him wheelchair bound for the season and then threw a beer bottle at his face. (Yeah, he instigated, but that's fucking assault, and breaking someone's leg goes far beyond the pale, unless it's fucking Philly fans.)
Threw batteries at J.D. Drew for the "audacity" of not signing with them years and years ago as a high-schooler (baseball, Phillies fans, wow, they can hold a grudge like fucking women competing, years going by and then they cause an injury for something that happened
four fucking years ago. This coming from a woman, and yes, I can hold grudges for a very long time, but I'm
nothing compared to Philly fans, apparently.)
Punched police horses in multiple cases (animal cruelty for Philly fans, but honestly not surprising at this point. Not to mention the most stupid thing you can possibly do with the police literally riding that animal. Oh, and did I mention that horses are already skittish animals that panic at the slightest wrong thing? I rode horses from age three to ten, and even though I was gentle with them, I still got knocked unconscious twice, once from a buck, once from a kick while trying to calm the horse enough to feed it. Was never the horse's fault in either incident. And those assholes are punching skittish animals that did nothing wrong but exist to those fuckers. Again, fucking
hate animal cruelty, no matter the animal - except flies and mosquitos, those are fair game.)
Stalked and doxxed coaches they don't like for the purpose of egging their house (seriously creepy behavior. Like, get a fucking life and a psych visit; this isn't normal behavior.)
Purposely vomited on a little girl (Phillies fan, but it further proves my point that Philadelphia fans are absolute scum. I mean, who the
fuck does shit like that in any other stadium with any other fan? Seriously psychopathic behavior.)
All the times where Flyers fans went into penalty boxes to fight players, threw glass bottles at other players to the point where they went into the stands. (Yeah, I'm a petty Blues fan, what of it?)
76ers fan dumping a whole large souvenir bucket of popcorn on an injured Russell Westbrook (not only was he ejected and banned, and I'm
stunned and in
disbelief that he actually got banned, but it's a waste of $20.00/$22.00 - looking at 76ers' popcorn prices in 2021 when it happened, and a souvenir bucket costs about that much - and a waste of good food when even people in our country are starving, and fuckers can afford food only to waste it by throwing it. Where's that GIF of Hermione Granger saying, "What. An.
Idiot."?)
OH, shit, I forgot, this isn't the only incident when they've thrown food and drinks. Hotdogs, a cheesesteak at Chris Baker (Washington D-lineman), water bottles, multiple open, still-filled beer cans, etc. (Like, you pay for fucking good food only to throw it? Again, starving people in the U.S., not even mentioning the world, and you assholes throw good food that I'd personally love to try, just because it's the real deal, a cheesesteak in Philadelphia.)
All of that from scumbag Philadelphia fans is just the piss cherry and jizz whipped cream on top of the shit sundae.
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