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Elmgrovegnome

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Londoner

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And then Dak will do his usual choke routine.

I disagree that Dak is a choker.

In order to "choke", one has to be in a winning position, before throwing it away due to nerves.

The Cowboys haven't been in a winning position this millennium.
 

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I disagree that Dak is a choker.

In order to "choke", one has to be in a winning position, before throwing it away due to nerves.

The Cowboys haven't been in a winning position this millennium.
Dak IS a choker. He choked harder than a prostitute getting deep-throated by three men simultaneously against Green Bay in the 2023/2024 playoffs. I know this for a fact; I watched him throw multiple picks, including a pick six, and make numerous bad decisions with the ball when it was the only game on in my hospital bed (before the ill-fated Rams/Lions playoff game).
 

Soul Surfer

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I disagree that Dak is a choker.

In order to "choke", one has to be in a winning position, before throwing it away due to nerves.

The Cowboys haven't been in a winning position this millennium.
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Stafford plays his best games when he's under pressure in the playoffs.

Dak seems to have half-ass games or can't really pull the trigger for a win.

That's kind of my definition of a choker.
 

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Jesus!

First pic: Wedding Day. Everything is new and the world is full of possibilities.

Second pic: Divorce Day. She cheated, the kids aren’t his, he still has to pay child support and for a house he ain’t living in and he’s sleeping in his car.

I don’t know how he had multiple kids, bought a house and all that in just a few months, but pictures don’t lie, man…
And the father of the kids is sleeping in his bed.