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ottoman89 said:
I must've missed what you posted??
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Long story short, he threatened to rape a woman who was going to come forward after having been sexually assaulted by his roommate - a kicker - and his own teammates reported him to the coach. Michigan police filed a report, but nothing came of it, much like nothing came of the kicker until his senior year. I say coverup.

Proof is in the pudding.
 
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Memento said:
Long story short, he threatened to rape a woman who was going to come forward after having been sexually assaulted by his roommate - a kicker - and his own teammates reported him to the coach. Michigan police filed a report, but nothing came of it, much like nothing came of the kicker until his senior year. I say coverup.

Proof is in the pudding.
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Yikes. I never heard that. What's up with punters and kickers and sexual assault? Didn't that Punter from the Bills get in trouble for that??
 
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Memento said:
Long story short, he threatened to rape a woman who was going to come forward after having been sexually assaulted by his roommate - a kicker - and his own teammates reported him to the coach. Michigan police filed a report, but nothing came of it, much like nothing came of the kicker until his senior year. I say coverup.

Proof is in the pudding.
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Lewan’s roommate was expelled. Lewan was not charged.

He’s now married with two kids and has not, to my knowledge, had any legal issues as a Pro.

I don’t know if he’s guilty or not but, to be fair, neither do you.
 
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AvengerRam said:
Lewan’s roommate was expelled. Lewan was not charged.

He’s now married with two kids and has not, to my knowledge, had any legal issues as a Pro.

I don’t know if he’s guilty or not but, to be fair, neither do you.
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Gibbons was expelled after this came to light in his junior year - two years after he raped the victim. Lewan was cited. And proof? Two of his own teammates heard him say he would rape her again if she took it to trial.

I don't care if he has two kids or twenty; saying that he would rape a girl again (key word, again; he knew that Gibbons had done it.) automatically makes him scummier that a frog's algae-covered ass.
 
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Memento said:
Gibbons was expelled after this came to light in his junior year - two years after he raped the victim. Lewan was cited. And proof? Two of his own teammates heard him say he would rape her again if she took it to trial.

I don't care if he has two kids or twenty; saying that he would rape a girl again (key word, again; he knew that Gibbons had done it.) automatically makes him scummier that a frog's algae-covered ass.
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You can judge it as you see fit. As a lawyer, I try not to draw conclusions based on hearsay.
 
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AvengerRam said:
You can judge it as you see fit. As a lawyer, I try not to draw conclusions based on hearsay.
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The hearsay of two teammates, the head of the athletic department and the officers who cited him? I’m not a lawyer, but that is a lot of smoke, if not a flat-out inferno. If it was one, I’d agree with you.
 
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The hearsay of two teammates, the head of the athletic department and the officers who cited him? I’m not a lawyer, but that is a lot of smoke, if not a flat-out inferno. If it was one, I’d agree with you.
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I don’t know what you think “cited” means. He was not charged with any crime.
 
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AvengerRam said:
I don’t know what you think “cited” means. He was not charged with any crime.
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Not charged with a crime, but cited by the police for criminal intimidation. I must ask if you read the article I posted? If you have, I apologize beforehand.

Maybe I’m relying too much on emotion, but I simply wouldn’t be able to support Lewan on this team. The injuries are simply the coup-de-grace..
 
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Not charged with a crime, but cited by the police for criminal intimidation. I must ask if you read the article I posted? If you have, I apologize beforehand.

Maybe I’m relying too much on emotion, but I simply wouldn’t be able to support Lewan on this team. The injuries are simply the coup-de-grace..
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I did, but the source seems biased and likely unreliable.

That said, a citation would mean he was charged with a misdemeanor or some other lesser infraction. I see no indication that he was charged with anything.

I’m not exonerating him, but I also won’t condemn him.
 
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AvengerRam said:
I did, but the source seems biased and likely unreliable.

That said, a citation would mean he was charged with a misdemeanor or some other lesser infraction. I see no indication that he was charged with anything.

I’m not exonerating him, but I also won’t condemn him.
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Haven't you heard that objectivity is impossible? It's a belief that I fought against at University when professors taught that we all have biases and therefore objectivity in historical matters is impossible. I hold to an earlier standard that they now reject. I do have my own biases, but I strive for an analysis of history in context of the culture of that time. It may be an impossible goal (objectivity), but a worthy one when you come as close to it as possible.
 
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Haven't you heard that objectivity is impossible? It's a belief that I fought against at University when professors taught that we all have biases and therefore objectivity in historical matters is impossible. I hold to an earlier standard that they now reject. I do have my own biases, but I strive for an analysis of history in context of the culture of that time. It may be an impossible goal (objectivity), but a worthy one when you come as close to it as possible.
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Objectivity isn’t impossible, but it takes discipline. A worthy aspiration, as you suggest.
 
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In a preemptive move Aaron Rodgers send Dick-Pics to a Jets Hostess to facilitate his trade to the Jets

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In a preemptive move Aaron Rodgers send Dick-Pics to a Jets Hostess to facilitate his trade to the Jets
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I Rodgers' case, should he simply send a regular picture of himself, it's a Dick-Pic.

If he actually sends a picture of his penis, then it's a Dick's Dick-Pic.

My opinion ... Great Quarterback ... Kind of a Dick.
 
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