Would be worst trade ever

[Ramon Ram]

Washington article of what if? Please, we can get Cousins next year for nothing if we wanted to. Giving up Goff, Donald and a high draft pick would take us to a new level of stupidity.

https://riggosrag.com/2017/07/12/rams-potential-trade-partner-kirk-cousins-redskins/

 

[DCH]

Donald and Goff for Cousins? AND a high 2018 draft pick? Jesus tapdancing Christ, what a stupid thought. I mean, the Rams might want to explore a trade, since Cousins would likely sign with the '9ers if he hits the open market, but you don't trade the best defensive player in the game and last year's #1 overall QB for a guy who will immediately demand Derek Carr money and whose own team doesn't seem willing to give it to him.

 

[DCH]

Ooh, I know, how about a trade where the Patriots send Jimmy Garoppolo for Donald, Ogletree and 30% of Kroenke's net worth. What do you mean "that's a retarded thing to ask?" OK, fine, then maybe the Cardinals can get Bellinger and Kershaw for Stephen Piscotty and a box of used tissues once owned by a man who lives in his basement and wanks it to really weird porn all day, since apparently this is "throw idiotic trade ideas at the wall" day.

(Looks at the "About" page of Riggos Rag)

Oh, it's all college students and morons writing this blog. Got it.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

I don't think this "writer" gets paid all that much money

* Seager to St Louis for a Pham straight up

 

[DCH]

I don't think this "writer" gets paid all that much money

* Seager to St Louis for a Pham straight up

Holy shit done. And that wouldn't be as lopsided as the trade this ridiculous "article" suggests.

 

[DaveFan'51]

All I have to say is ....

... I'm at a loss for words!!!

 

[Merlin]

I suspect when this year is over Jared will be looked at in an enormously better light, and Donald will be coming off an MVP year. So yeah, for the record there is no way in hell I would consider that.

Oh and btw... IF Goff tanks this year we can get Cousins in FA. So yeah that would be incredibly stupid.

 

[Loyal]

I suspect when this year is over Jared will be looked at in an enormously better light, and Donald will be coming off an MVP year. So yeah, for the record there is no way in hell I would consider that.

Oh and btw... IF Goff tanks this year we can get Cousins in FA. So yeah that would be incredibly stupid.

Oh, and Gurley gets 1600 yards rushing and 800 yards receiving!:yess:

 

[Rmfnlt]

Where are the Mods policing this crap?

 

[bubbaramfan]

Great Idea! Why hasn't anyone else thought of this trade?

Get 'er done!:death:


Two more weeks for more "bizzareness". What will they think of next? Stay tuned, the next one will eclipse this latest nonsense.

 

[Adi]

I'm sure wade Philips would not allow this , probably the dumbest nfl trade of all time.
When did cousins become tom Brady?

 

[DCH]

Someone should write an article for whatever the Rams version of this blog is suggesting that the Saints will be trading Michael Thomas, Sheldon Rankins and next year's 2nd rounder for Trumaine Johnson. They need a CB, right?

 

[dieterbrock]

Donald, Goff and a high pick for Cousins? They could have at least made it realistic and traded all of them for Colt McCoy

 

[Sleepy1711]

Thanks for the post, I needed a laugh.

 

[DaveFan'51]

Yah! But! Maybe we need an occasional "Ludicrous" Article to keep us laughing, and gives us someone to poke fun at, during the Slow part of Off-Season! And this sure fits the bill!!

 

[Faceplant]

Read this earlier and chuckled. I like the comments at the bottom.

 

[Zodi]

I would say this article is pants-on-head retarded, but it would be an insult to those mentally challenged who have a preference for using dockers as hats.

 

[Boston Ram]

I think Im dumber now just by reading that

 

[bwdenverram]

I thought I lived In the marijuana capital of the US. This guy is stoned out of his mind to even write this drivel.