!@##%*! Traffic

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Ram Quixote

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Today, the Seattle Mariners had a day game. Safeco Field is just down the street from where I work. Now, it's bad enough I can't get away from work for lunch because they take away street access an hour before the game. But to compound the already nutso traffic conditions, they blocked 2 of the 3 freeway access points, creating a bottleneck much like an hourglass, so the fans who attend the game and park in the adjacent parking structures can leave unimpeded by regular traffic.

First of all, these people just attended a game. They just had a good time. The rest of us just got off work. Let them sit in their cars and work off their beer buzz, while I get home in a reasonable time.

Secondly, all that fan traffic winds up hopelessly snarling freeway traffic. Which is what happened today. I spent an hour and a half trying to get on the freeway (normal transit time: 5 minutes). Some of that was spent trying to navigate streets on which I don't normally drive. Eventually, I realized my normal route was a lost cause and took 2 sides of the triangle to get home, which took another half hour (normal transit time on the freeway: 15 minutes).

How angry was I? Well, angry enough to write all this. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being Bruce Banner on the toilet without a roll of paper ... 15. And yet I kept my inner Hulk from breaking any windows.
 

Rabid Ram

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yeah i always hated that when i lived up there i was so glad to get away from that mess
 

bluecoconuts

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One of the benefits of a motorcycle. There have been times I've seen the traffic and just turned around and got my bike. Split lanes and save so much time. I've even reached the fable front of the traffic before.
 

Rabid Ram

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Hate you motorcycle people worse then the traffic aint no more important than a car yet you break all traffic laws to get through
 

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bluecoconuts said:
One of the benefits of a motorcycle. There have been times I've seen the traffic and just turned around and got my bike. Split lanes and save so much time. I've even reached the fable front of the traffic before.
Nothing against you personally, but one of these days I'm going to open my door.


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Ram Quixote

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bluecoconuts said:
One of the benefits of a motorcycle. There have been times I've seen the traffic and just turned around and got my bike. Split lanes and save so much time. I've even reached the fable front of the traffic before.
Strangest of all the traffic quirks up here, but I haven't seen a motorcycle splitting the lanes during rush hour since we moved up here 8 years ago. I wonder if they're putting something in the water.
 

bluecoconuts

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X said:
bluecoconuts said:
One of the benefits of a motorcycle. There have been times I've seen the traffic and just turned around and got my bike. Split lanes and save so much time. I've even reached the fable front of the traffic before.
Nothing against you personally, but one of these days I'm going to open my door.


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Nothing against you personally, but I'll stop in time and pistol whip you through your open door. :ww:
 

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bluecoconuts said:
X said:
bluecoconuts said:
One of the benefits of a motorcycle. There have been times I've seen the traffic and just turned around and got my bike. Split lanes and save so much time. I've even reached the fable front of the traffic before.
Nothing against you personally, but one of these days I'm going to open my door.


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Nothing against you personally, but I'll stop in time and pistol whip you through your open door. :ww:
lol.

Oh it's on now!
 

Ram Quixote

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Yesterday I learned that the stadium has the authority redirect traffic as they please. WTF!