The Rams; Pick a job, role, contribution...

[CGI_Ram]

Let’s say the Rams call you. They want your help...

Where can you help them?

 

[Corbin]

Being the Cheerleaders dance coordinator!

 

[Snaz]

Assistant to Offensive or Defensive Coordinator. Technology Specialist. Who knows.

 

[Angry Ram]

Ruler of all merch. I want the free loot.

 

[TexasRam]

I’ll be the Oline quality assurance coordinator.

I have my report already completed.

Since I’m nice I’ll share it here..

Dear Les and Sean,

I have conducted a detailed report with the latest analytic tools and player scouting reports. I can assure you with all confidence that we do not have a quality Oline.

Thank you. Good day Sirs.

 

[den-the-coach]

I want to be the guy cleaning Stan Kroenke's glasses, was always envious of the guy who did that for Jerry Jones.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ayx0rDSB4

 

[Memento]

Beat journalist. Because I'd suck at everything else, haha.

 

[Merlin]

 

[Tano]

I am a accountant so I guess i will have to work in their accounting department

 

[HE WITH HORNS]

Payroll, I would embezzle millions!

 

[InnovatedMind]

Web & Graphic Designer

 

[ReekofRams]

The old quiet guy in the corner of the office

 

[RamFan503]

Head chef to the players and coaches. Well... as long as I don't have to cook any of that health food shit.

 

[Cheesewater]

My expertise would probably preclude me from being able to watch the games live as a fan, so I would have to turn them down.

 

[OnceARam]

I'm very good at sucking on tits and would love to be paid by the Rams to do so.

Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.)

 

[RamsFanCK]

Equipment staff most likely or if Kronke ever buys the team their own plane I could be the mechanic! That would be a dope use of my A&P

 

[Reddog99]

Landscaping & lawn care. Or assistant to thre regional manager lol (insert picture of Dwight Schrute)

 

[ramfan46]

I’m scouting tendencies on the team and the opponent. I don’t know what the job title would be.

 

[Selassie I]

I want John Shaw's old job. That mother fucker.