Stafford-Goff Deal: Chris Simms Unbuttoned show

[Florida_Ram]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJNh4PEProc

 

[OC_Ram]

Who the fuck is this sausage gobbler?

 

[Ballhawk]

Man! I am so sick of that drunken duffass!

 

[Loyal]

Who the fuck is this sausage gobbler?

He is a never-was son of a has-been.

 

[thirteen28]

He is a never-was son of a has-been.

He's a guy who when he was here in Austin at UT had a penchant for throwing back-breaking, soul-crushing interceptions when the game was on the line ... repeatedly.

 

[Faceplant]

Deeefffffinitely not gonna watch that.

Say it with me boys... Chris Simms is the simmple son of a simmpleton. The entire family can kick rocks as far as I am concerned.... Grow a fucking eyebrow you freeks...

 

[TexasRam]

Chrissy is everything that's wrong with Nepotism. You get a guy that sucked at QB that was only given the QB job because of daddy. Then since he failed as a QB, he goes into a business to talk about QB's though he himself sucked at QB. Then he gives wildly biased opinions about QB's because he sucks at journalism since he spent the bulk of his life not studying journalism but playing sucky QB due to Nepotism.

Then with his kids you will probably have a perpetual cycle of sucky journalists with biased opinions getting airtime because of the cycle of nepotism and their jealousy due to a short stint of sucking at QB and not learning how to be an unbiased journalist.

Not to mention he is probably an alien. I mean look at his face.

 

[Mackeyser]

Hes' got his dad's forehead.

Normally, you'd have to go to eastern Montana to get that much wide open space...

 

[Logy]

If Chris Simms and Nick Wright were drowning and I could only save one, I’d probably stop for a long lunch.

 

[TexasRam]

If Chris Simms and Nick Wright were drowning and I could only save one, I’d probably stop for a long lunch.

Simms last words would be "I could have had a great career.......gurgle...gurgle.......with ....gurlge.......Mcvay.....Goff......gurgle....sucks!!!"

 

[FarNorth]

I would say it’s the Neanderthal genes but that would be manifestly unfair to Neanderthals.

 

[WarnerToBruce]

I listened to a big chunk of this. What stands out is he calls Goff a bottom 10 QB.

Never heard it put like that.

 

[AvengerRam]

Chris Simms molests collies.

 

[ottoman89]

Did he change his tone? Seems like originally he liked the trade.

Guess I better watch it.

 

[Faceplant]

Hes' got his dad's forehead.

Normally, you'd have to go to eastern Montana to get that much wide open space...

You could show a movie in that forehead. Drive in movie even....

 

[bubbaramfan]

 

[So Ram]

I listened to a big chunk of this. What stands out is he calls Goff a bottom 10 QB.

Never heard it put like that.

Well I’d say bottom half from 2020 season.Jared Goff is a QB who we ALL
will find out a lot more about.He & NFL(sports) analyst said before Mcvay became HC.
I’ve always HATED Simms jr for talking shit about Goff.He is such a SF PRICK NOW.I do think respect his opinions a lot more now though & listening to what he had to say for the most part I agree with & take away certain things.

1. Stafford could have went to Denver & Carolina.
2.Mcvay & Stafford have a relationship in some way before The Rams.

His rankings for the 2 best DE’s I agree with as of right now.In 2021 it may change.In 2019 Whitworth had to go against THE BEST!! Actually those to were on it along with The NFC WEST guys twice. Just to ADD Big Whit was not 100% either.

 

[So Ram]

You still own the costume after all these years.I saw it last on BEach Blvd at the WAX museum.Maybe in the summer I can guy you a beer.

He is a clown,but I like the Stafford trade & if what he says you will as well.Did you ever make it to Oxnard?
Tony Romo & Dez. Those Cowboys Fan come out there in Groves.Yes way past Garden Grove. You know North & maybe a little far for the Little Crazy Car.

 

[So Ram]

You could show a movie in that forehead. Drive in movie even....

That would take all the sex appeal out of going to a Drive-In. At The Drive/In is a good Ole school Band.

Almost got laid at the drive-in a couple of times.Up- State NY a couple teachers owned one.Really a good weekend spot,just didn’t have my own ride.
Now you just added another thing on My Bucket List.Especially since it’s a thing with The COVID 21”. Thanks

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

So Stafford said no to Carolina, Denver, and the Cheatriots. I knew the last one but did not here the first two.