Spam that makes you say "Buh?"

[Boffo97]

When you post here late at night, sometimes you'll see random ad spam. The moderators are pretty good at quickly getting rid of it, but it amuses me because it's just random word salad and a link.

One I saw tonight with the spam link cut out... and I quote:

You want a carrot okay what you take the next step up your confidence organic knowing that you want to go to the top look uh wrote exit hold onto and room you take the next step up you just view history which field and it didn't feel knock on Diaberine wood for the score is happiness and confidence and now you know you have the tools to help you copy you change your life line review every detect a next step up knowing that you are very happy and confident and you put your hand in hand around cape ready for the next step that one too history fire ways of peaks from marlin right she take for the next step up holding on to the handout completely silent go on occurred history for uh mark one sixth hold on to the handout intact next hip-hop and you just have it's since of happiness just walks into your party and the anticipation Koresh in put japaninto.

Does that motivate ANYONE to go click a random link? It *might* be some kind of male enhancement product, but I'm not even sure about that. It doesn't even look like it one made sense in some other language and was plugged into Google Translate.

 

[RamFan503]

Deleted this one a little before the one above. Gotta appreciate the way this one starts though.

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[Boffo97]

I half wonder if it's some sort of evil plot to kill my brain cells.

 

[CGI_Ram]

I half wonder if it's some sort of evil plot to kill my brain cells.

I would have guessed most of the damage was already done.

 

[Boffo97]

I would have guessed most of the damage was already done.

I walked into that one, didn't I?

 

[RamFan503]

I half wonder if it's some sort of evil plot to kill my few remaining brain cells.

There - fixed it for you.

 

[Boffo97]

"if you now to get too many Bra and then you can do 150 jumping jacks then you take it when many Bra and an even 200 but if beefed-up and after done a 150 steps you take it tonight I'm going to bring and his work at again want to play more time that badly at heroes that I work at a total of two to four times you going to do only one 10 a 20-minuteinterval"

I think he wants us to start a bra thread. I applaud this kind of bold decision making.

 

[Boffo97]

This one deserved to be saved... it's hot!

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