Sign three fictional players...

[Boffo97]

Because it's offseason and I'm bored, sign three football players from movies or other fictional sources to fit the Rams' current needs.

I'll stay in The Replacements for all three and take Shane Falco as our 1A QB, and Jamal and Andre Jackson to shore up the OL. Hopefully one of them can play center.

 

[Irish]

Willie Beamon (eat your heart out, Russell and Colin) tops my list

 

[LesBaker]

Rudy.

 

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[Boffo97]

Got a broken image there, -X-...

 

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Got a broken image there, -X-...

Fixed. Romanowski and Irvin in The Longest Yard.

 

[Dodgersrf]

Didn't Superman play some High School football?
I know he's raw, but with the right coaching......He might be worth a shot.

 

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Didn't Superman play some High School football?
I know he's raw, but with the right coaching......He might be worth a shot.

Winner. Put him at QB. He'd never even have to throw a pass.

 

[Dodgersrf]

Ted Bundy from married with children. He scored something like 6 td's in one game.

 

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Ted Bundy from married with children. He scored something like 6 td's in one game.

Al Bundy.

Now do 3 laps around the board for your mistake.

 

[LesBaker]

Winner. Put him at QB. He'd never even have to throw a pass.

Tebow? sorryIcanthelpmyself

 

[HE WITH HORNS]

I would sign GT Ball.

Then all of our troubles are over!

 

[Mojo Ram]

Burt Reynolds

Forest Whitaker

"The Fridge" Oh wait...that actually happened

 

[BuffaloRam]

Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite - they would have won state if they put him in the game.

 

[junkman]

King Kong

The T-Rex from Jurassic Park

The Dragon from Shrek

I was thinking Godzilla, but I mean, really, how do you even hand it off to him?? (or is it a "her"?)

I was also thinking about characters from the comic book world e.g. Superman from DC or Incredible Hulk from Marvel, but c'mon, I need to keep my reply a LITTLE realistic.

 

[Prime Time]

 

[MerlinJones]

Rudy.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Take your Notre Dame erotica somewhere else.

 

[Mikey Ram]

Winner. Put him at QB. He'd never even have to throw a pass.

According to many, some of the fastest guys in the league can (as a figure of speech), really fly...Rolls eyes and scoffs !!! Put the supe at QB, and they ain't seen nothin' yet...

 

[Legatron4]

Good luck tackling Goku.

 

[LesBaker]

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Good luck tackling Goku.

Goku? Isn't that like Ukranian bukkake?